If you're the one person remotely familiar with this website (or the person that has been constantly emailing us with life stories involving a donkey, two monkeys, and a goat) you're probably asking yourself why we haven't updated this site in such a long time.
 
 
 
 

The answer is quite simple, in the sense that it is complex.

And the answer is:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

2²⁶⁷⁷⁰⁹
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

The question being "how many of the life story emails did we receive?"
 
 

The answer to the first question contains no numbers, just its infinitely infinite sums....  Thus, when taking the inverse, it yields zero.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

No one said the answer would make sense.