It turns out that The Ministry of Silliness does not, in fact, exist. And The Looney Party was not being audited, but rather blackmailed.  Sorry for the confusion.       ... I mean really you spend one night with some Hookers and ---- oh bloody heck.
I thought I told you to stop dictating.
fully clothed woman:  I have.  Its her.
Oh.  Uh -- never mind that - uh - nude woman sitting at my desk behind my computer, typing away. I assure you I am paying her well.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-----uh----- AS A PERSONAL ASSISTANT!!!! STOP TYPING!!!!