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We here, being here, at The Looney Party (hereafter referred to as The Looney Party) would like to take this time to announce an announcement.
The announcement proceeds as follows:
1 Liter of Milk
1 package of frozen corn
Steak
Spam
More Steak
Cheese (Ilchester, Camembert,
Cheddar, Limberger, Venezuelan Beaver Cheese)
No BLOODY SPAM!!
MORE SPAM
The Looney Party
would like to apologize for that last announcement. It was, in fact,
not an announcement, but rather a grocery list. Now onto the announcement:
It has come to our attention via our sole repeat viewer, that people may actually wish to JOIN The Looney Party! So, therefore, being that as the case, if you wish to join, just read below.
Terms that must be agreed to in order to join The Looney Party:
1. You are certifiably Looney.
2. You will sign over all your
bank accounts, credit cards, money orders, post office boxes, mortgages,
land titles, car titles, gift certificates, grahnd pianos, electronic appliances,
lifetime warranties, DNA copyrights, name copyrights, royalty checks, stocks,
bonds, mutual funds, hand grenades, fire arms, munitions, armaments, fruit
bats, tanks, and your furniture over to The
Looney Party.
3. You will cutoff relations
with all other members of all other species and races in this universe
that are not formally approved of, nor endorsed by The
Looney Party.
3. You consent to continuous
surveillance and unauthorized search and seizure .
4. This should actually
be number 5
6. You agree to be officially
SPAMMED by The Looney Party
at any given notice and will not SPAM The
Looney Party.
7. BURMA
8. You agree that at anytime
these terms and conditions can be modified without notice and prosecution
can pursued for noncompliance if the modified terms and conditions are
not obeyed, even if you didn't know about them.
9. DENMARK
If you agree to the above terms and conditions, simple send an email to The Looney Party with "JOIN" in the subject heading.
Perhaps The Looney Party will eventually get around to listing your name on our site and perhaps even granting Looney titles. So please include in your email if it is all right to list your name on our site.