LOONEY
PARTY ANNOUNCEMENT
Due
to the recent death of one of our rival parties' president, where he tragically
died of spontaneous combustion, NOT from being lit on fire after having
gasoline dumped on him from a large bluish thermos with a deep blue lid
and the words "Lo ne Pa y" written on it, as the police suspect, but rather
because of SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION (that is WHY he died!) well, because
of that death his pressure upon us, which initiated us to reorganize our
management, has subsequently stopped and so has the horrendous reorganization.
SO things are getting back to normal here at the Looney Party Head-quarters
and you will soon see great things from us, all thanks to a Big Fiery Explosion
in which we had NO motive to commit.
