You may have died while you weren't paying attention and therefore not know it!!!

Just answer these simple questions to see if you are among the living or if you are deceased:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

If you couldn't read any of the questions, you may be dead.  Elsewise add together your score and reference the chart below:

0-20                            You are alive and well.  Congratulations.

21-67.98                     You could be dead, or not, you will have to consult a doctor to see.

67.99-3000000000     You are dead.  You better make funeral plans and prepared to be buried.

Beyond 3000000000   There is no hope for you.  You are condemned to walk this Earth FOREVER.