The truth of the matter is that The Looney Party claims exclusive rights to declarations about when and how the world is going to end and doesn't appreciate such
rampant violations of said rights by BBC News Online or Nostradamus or God.  In fact, last week The Looney Party successfully filed a lawsuit (in the US and
under the auspices of their "Digital Millennium Copyright Act") against "The Lord Our God" claiming damages in excess of £100,000,000 for the entire text of
"Revelations".  Our lawyer assures us that the other party will wish to settle this claim rather than go to trial; so, we are awaiting His attorney's official response.

Despite these legal hurtles we must face in defending our right to be the sole voice in stating when and how the world is going to end, The Looney Party would like to assure all inhabitants of the Earth that this planet will, by no means, end due to the unsustainability of consumption.  Rest assured that in the knowledge that
"unsustainable consumption" will only mean the end of civilisation--the world will continue on quite happily.