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What's New?

Introducing

CYANISE

The panacea of all pain and suffering.

If you have a medical problem, and this medicine is for you!

99.99999% of our patients neglected to complain of further ailment once taking CYANISE®

So quick, go out and ask your doctor about CYANISE® , its the panacea you've been waiting modern medicine to discover!

some side effects may include nausea, vomiting, lack of breath, and instant death.
note: those patients who suffered from "instant death"  neglected to complain of further ailment and thus were considered cured for the purposes of this study.


 
 





















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