Introducing
CYANISE
The panacea of all pain and suffering.
If you have a medical problem, and this medicine is for you!
99.99999% of our patients neglected to complain of further ailment once taking CYANISE®
So quick, go out and ask your doctor about CYANISE® , its the panacea you've been waiting modern medicine to discover!
some side effects may include nausea, vomiting, lack of
breath, and instant death.
note: those patients who suffered from "instant death"
neglected to complain of further ailment and thus were considered cured
for the purposes of this study.