The Looney Party is being audited by the Ministry
of Silliness. This is the ministry that controls the licences of
those who get to be funny. This is the reason we have not updated
nor been funny recently as during an audit you are allowed to do neither.
The Looney Party knew, however, that the Ministry
of Silliness would not be smart enough to figure out to highlight this
page and therefore we could update without actually updating.
We felt the need to warn you that in all likelihood
The Looney Party shall be closed down, as the ministry only audits those
who it intends to close down.
However, there is a way to fight the Ministry
of Silliness, if we have your support. So if you would kindly send
us all your money, we will be able to fight the closing and maintain our
licence.
C'mon now we know that
You've got ninety-thousands pounds in your pajamas,
You've got forty-thousand French francs in your
fridge.
You've got lots of lovely lira,
And the Deutch mark's getting dearer,
And your dollar bills could buy the Brooklyn
bridge.
So, be a good chap and save The Looney Party, because
you wouldn't want us to have to murder you--------uh STOP ENTERTAINING
YOU
