The (fairly) recent energy crises demand swift and immediate action our current leaders are too timid to take.  This is why The Looney Party vows that, if elected, it will take the necessary steps to remedy the situation.

Upon taking office, The Looney Party will introduce legislation repealing the first and second laws of thermodynamics as well as the law of energy conservation.  This will allow construction of perpetual motion machines of the first and second kind and therefore eliminate all energy concerns.  This will also have the benefit of removing our dependency on foreign oil so that all of Western civilization can finally abandon the pretense and initiate its long-delayed insidious master plan of Islamic genocide.

If this is insufficient to compel you to elect The Looney Party candidate, then also consider that our party promises to create within the government The Department Of Extraterrestrial Affairs—a body whose sole purpose will be to act as liaison to our interstellar neighbors.  It is time Earth participated in the universal community and markets; this isolationist policy is self-defeating and must end if we are to survive.  It is imperative for development and innovation that aliens no longer be restricted from access to our talent as well as us to theirs—highly advanced beings are being refused positions that could technologically propel Earth forward by leaps and bounds due to this ridiculous geocentric attitude.  We have the ability to end this insane practice and promise to do so upon election to office.

So take note here, and now as well as on Election Day, that The Looney Party is the only party to have this bold and pioneering attitude that will usher whatever country that elects us to power into the leading roles determining the future of humanity.