Once upon a time in the land of idz, a man strapped himself to a very large rock.  This rock has HUGE, I tell you, bigger than the biggest thing you can think of.  Really, I swear, I mean... what's the biggest thing you can think of?  huh?  yeah, well it was bigger than that!!!   I don't care if you thought of the Earth, it was BIGGER.  How can it be bigger than the Earth you say, since it had to be on the Earth??  Mind your own bloody business!!!  I swear you people take all of the fun... well anyway it was Bigger than the biggest thing you can think of.  STILL don't believe me, eh?  well think of something ELSE that is really big.  Well it was bigger than that!!!!   How can it be bigger than THE SUN, when the sun is much more massive than the Earth??   THE BLOODY THING !?!?....  IT JUST WAS!!!!....  AS I WAS SAYING, the rock was humongous... you still don't believe me do you, well think of something OTHER THAN those other two things that is REALLY BIG.  Well it was bigger than that!!!!  HOW CAN IT BE BIGGER THAN THE UNIVERSE?????????!!!!!!!!!  YOU STUPID BLOODY GIT!!!!!!!!  OF ALL THE......  WHY DON"T YOU THINK OF NORMAL THINGS LIKE THE OTHER PEOPLE????????  ARE YOU DAFT???  YOU %&$#@!$#@$^%$#@$$  %$$#@$# $#@#$   $#@#$$@#@$ $@#$@^ %$@#@%# ^%$# ^%$#^$ &$#^&^%$%& -----------.......