- Hmmm, Milk of Magnesia. Wonder if it’s pasteurized?
- (snatching a gun from a crime scene) "Do you think he did it
like this?" (gestures with gun) "Ooh, let’s check it for fingerprints!
- (in Japan) What a neat antique sword. It sort of goes well with your
all-body tattoo. Hey, why are you missing a finger?
- The weatherman is psychic. Like that Nostradummy guy.
- French people are so smart. They can speak French at such young ages,
and they do it so well too!
- Ooo! Wet cement! (Jill sinks like a stone and learns the alternate
meaning of the word "foundation").
- (Into walkie-talkie) "Hi. Is this 911?"
- What do you mean don’t feed the Li-ONS!!! Agh!
- Keep what off the grass?
- Oh no! They don’t have my brand of bleach!
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