By Cyclops and Tilde

Disclaimer: They do not belong to us, they come from the minds of Spelling and Goldberg.

1. She makes a great doorstop
2. Cute paperweight
3. Together with Jill, add spice to any pinata parties
4. Life preserver – just make sure she keeps her mouth shut.
5. Moving-target practice.
6. Wheel-of-Fortune letter turner
7. Crash Test Dummy
8. "Before" model in any commercial
9. Stunt double in any under-budget film. (What do you mean blanks? Do you honestly want to pay her?)
10. Voice-over actor for dubbing a porno film.