How About Some '70s Fan Fiction?

There once was young man named Kelso
Whose girlfriend would give him some hell, so
He swore he would leave
Though her bod he would need
Oh hell, he just once again fell, so?

Boy, that limerick sucks! I'll have to do better. At least it has something to do with "That 70's Show!" this time.

Haiku Me!

Eric digs Donna
Donna digs Eric as well
Scrawny neighbor boy

Of course, I'm just filling space here, since all of the real content will be provided by Heather "Whores are Way Groovy" Logan.

Dash off a note to me

Let's journey on back to Fan Fiction!