<h1 align=center><blink>Java/Frame ALERT!</blink></h1>
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If you see this message, it means that you have a crappy browser and need to get a better one quick.
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A <b>Java/Frame-capable</b> browser can be gotten from
<a href=http://home.netscape.com/comprod/mirror/index.html>right here.</a>.
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