Birkoff Babes Important Memos
Memo #1
IMPORTANT MEMO
To: Birkoff's Babes
From: Raine
Subject: Boredom
It has come to my attention that some people have become.......bored. This is a
serious problem within the Birkoff's Babes Headquarters as some operatives have
invented new ways to relieve their boredom. However their conduct is inappropriate.
Examples:
1) The VERY large room FULL of Dayquil.....I had heard rumors of a lawsuit but
really.....you never know when the K-9 unit will come in. Word of Warning! Dogs
and Dayquil don't mix!
2) Oreo fights around the computers are NOT acceptable......the crumbs are
extremely hard to clean up and that the Birkoff screen savers have been changed
to Oreo crumbs running around on the screen.
AND
3) The rhymes, songs and such are great but can you all please refrain from
running through the halls and yelling them at the top of your lungs. I was in a
meeting with Operations trying to convince him that our computers were in urgent
need of Birkoff when "Oh Seymour! Our cynical and geeky man!...." came
drifting in through my office door. Imagine what he thought.......
This concludes my Memo, if we can all refrain from the above activities we can
all get along together.....Now off to talk to Operations about sending Birkoff
over......
Raine
Memo #2
Attn: Birkoff's Babes
Subject: New Arrival
From: Raine
BB's:
It has come to my attention that the BB's are interested in Laser Tag, some have
tried but others have not. Therefore, we have dedicated a large vacant room that
we had no idea what to do with in our headquarters for a Laser Tag arena. All
the BB's will have to participate to put it together, and hopefully it will be
fully operational for Christmas.
Raine Co-List Mum
Memo #3
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Attn: Birkoff's Babes
From: Raine
Subject: Insanity, Sanity, Frick & Frack, My Office, & A Birthday
BB's:
It has come to my attention that there are a few of us who have lost our sanity.
While it may still be debatable whether or not some of us ever had sanity before
we joined the list, we are still missing it. If you have seen: My sanity, Sage's
sanity, Gap's sanity or anyone else's sanity there is a anonymous box on my
office door where you may leave a note on where we may find it. Your help is
appreciated.
If anyone has seen Frick & Frack would you please tell them to report to my
office immediately. Last time they were seen they were wandering the BBHQ halls
mumbling something about shoes and wearing bright pink spandex. Please, give the
maintenance a break, they have been complaining about F&F and their
spandex....
Whoever it was that left Oreo crumbs on my computer keyboard please fess up. I
have been gone for awhile because the "Real World" had kidnapped me
and I couldn't get free, coming back to crumbs was not exactly my idea of
"Homecoming".
And on a happier note HAPPY BIRTHDAY Sage! I believe it was your birthday
today...............wasn't it? Please say it was because if it's not...........I
need to get my eyes checked! See what I mean? I really must find my
sanity..........soon......
This concludes this Memo, please remember to be on the watch for My, Sage or
Gap's sanity, and the crumb criminal..........fess up. On a belated note Welcome
to all the Newbies! --Raine the insane Co-List Mum Birkoff's Babe
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TO: Birkoff Babe's
FROM: Raine
SUBJECT: Active Status
It has been brought to my attention that everyone has the idea that we have been
put on "Vacation" Status. Let me just say......I wish. Because of this
change I must now enforce the following:
Gap, while I will always appreciate your loveable antics, no more roller-blading
through BBHQ! I was almost killed trying to reach my office yesterday and yes I
did recognize your voice when you tried to claim you were the Cookie Monster!
Adriana, I have changed the code on the Dayquil supply closet. If you need any
you will have to report to Med-Lab first. *Raine puts on ear muffs as she
listens for Adriana's scream of terror at the thought of Med-Lab*
Katoa'a, please stop crank calling Madeline from my phone. Need I say more?
~iluvbirkoff~, while I appreciate the thought and yes I probably agree with you
that I should get out more.....however, I didn't find my screen saver sporting
"Get a life. Get Your Own Birkoff." very amusing. You have 24 hours to
change it or I send Frick and Frack after you *insert evil laugh here____*
Majken, while the techno music was great for a nightclub....and I am sure you
thought the Headquarters were deserted...Operations didn't find it very funny
that during the whole tour of BBHQ the music was blasting in his ear. It took me
forever to cover that one up....ALSO, the streamers that fell from the ceiling
when he shut the door to my office wasn't much better. I
can still hear the ringing in my ears from his outburst.
CC, please stop sending Quinn harassing emails. While most of us don't like I
still have to keep in contact with her! Besides....she doesn't realize we saved
Birkoff and he is hiding out in our HQ.
Nina, yesterday was not our annual fun day....so no more water slides in the
Communications area. Water + Computers = Don't Mix!
Sage, seeing as we are back on active status I say we give up our hunt for
sanity....if we were sane we wouldn't be spies.
If we can all comply with the rules...hopefully we can all get along better.
This concludes my memo. Back to work.
Raine
Co-List Mom
BB's Second in Command
Mission Strategist
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