The Nursery

Welcome to the Nursery, beware of the toy guns and possible live ammunition. Below are the twisted nursery ryhmes that have been warped with La Femme Nikita characters and jargon. Read on with tongue firmly planted in cheek...beware there is a risk of laughing so hard you may fall out of your chair....buckle up!

Formerly Wee Willy Winkie

Michael and Nikita running through town Upstairs and downstairs In their black suits getting help from Birky Madeline and Ops Are the Bad Guys cancelled yet?!??? Because it's Ten O'Clock! Written by Ellen, Codename Morwenna

Formerly Ring Around the Rosie

Ring around the rosie Pocket full of guns Ashes, Ashes We all get Cancelled Written by Codename: Mystra

Formerly Ring Around the Rosie 2

Ring around the rosie A pocket full of petrosies Ashes, Ashes, We all fall down (and beat the crap out of him {petrosian} for calling Michael incompetant!) Written by Tel

Formerly Mary, Mary Quite Contrary

Section, Section quite contrary How do your operatives grow? With Surveillance, bullets and innocents all in a row. Written by Codename: Mystra

Formerly Mary Had a Little Lamb

Nikita had a gun Whose casing was blue as satin And everywhere that Nikita went, Section was sure to follow Written by Codename: Mystra

Formerly Baa, Baa Black Sheep   Around Around Nikita goes Where she stops only Section knows Knock, knock little Nikita have you any guns? Yes sir, yes sir 3 bags full One for Michael, one for Madeline and one for Ops who lives down the lane... Written by Codename: Mystra      Formerly Little Miss Muphet Sat On Her Tuppet   Little Nikita sat in her apartment twisting and shaping some wire Along came a phone call from who else but Michael and scared little Nikita away Written by Isabel      Formerly Humpty Dumpty   Operations sat on a wall Operations had a great fall All the Section's Operatives especially Michael and Nikita wouldn't put Ops back together again Written by Isabel      Formerly Row, Row, Row Your Boat   Kill, kill, kill the bad guys quickly with precision No humanity, kill the innocent, life is but a dream Written by Isabel      Formerly Jack Be Nimble, Jack Be Quick   Nikita be accurate, Nikita be quick, Nikita jumped down a garbage shute Written by Isabel      Formerly Jack and Jill   Michael fell down and Petrosian was found and Angie was crumbled for nothing Written by Isabel