Trouble...

 

Raine and Sage snuck through BBHQ, silently searching. After an hour Raine stood up straight and sighed.

"Sage, I give up, we're not going to find it." Raine said exhausted, she leaned against the wall and Sage stood up from her crouched position.

"Don't give up! We'll find our sanity, even if it kills me." Sage replied, standing with her hands on her hips she had a defiant look on her face.

"It just killed me." Raine said laughing slightly, Sage glared at her.

"Hey, I've got an idea!" Raine whispered suddenly, Sage looked at her curiously

"Come on!" Raine's eyes gleamed and Sage looked at her like she was nuts, Raine grabbed Sage's arm and pulled her along. "Raine! What are you doing? Where are we going?!" Sage asked as she barely missed running into a fake tree, Sage ducked as Raine pulled her past the Christmas tree that was still standing.

Raine stopped suddenly and Sage ran in to her. After both operatives pulled themselves up from the floor Sage found herself in the kitchen.

"Why are we here?" Sage asked, Raine smiled. 

"Want to make a cake?" Raine answered. 

"Cake?" Sage asked incredulously. 

"Your nuts!" 

"So are you." Raine replied, Sage laughed. 

"Let's make a cake!" Sage said determinedly, Raine sifted through the cupboards and found the cake mixes.

 "Chocolate or Vanilla?" Raine asked, searching around some more and she found Oreos and vanilla icing. 

"I dunno." Sage replied. "How about chocolate with vanilla icing and crushed Oreos?" Raine asked, piling the ingredients on the table. 

"Sounds great!" Sage said, thinking about the Oreos. "Hold up!" Sage yelled suddenly, Raine dropped the cake mix she was holding and looked at Sage. 

"What?!" Raine said. 

"Gap can't eat chocolate! Better make the vanilla cake too." 

"How about vanilla with strawberry icing?" Raine's muffled question somehow found it's way to Sage's ears. 

"Sure!" Raine threw the box over her shoulder as she stuck her head in the cupboard to find the icing. Sage ducked as the cake mix whizzed past her head. 

"Watch where your throwing the boxes!" Sage yelled back at Raine who jumped down from the cupboard triumphantly holding the strawberry icing.

"Let's make cake!!" Sage shouted, both operatives giggling pulled bowls & whisks, wooden spoons out. Sage started the chocolate cake and Raine the vanilla, when they were ready to put the batter in to the cake pans, Raine dipped her wooden spoon in the batter. She turned to see Sage grabbing an Oreo.

"Want some cake with your Oreos?" Raine asked, a mischievous gleam in her eye, 

"Huh?" Sage replied looking up, just as she did Raine flicked her spoon and cake batter hit Sage's shoulder. 

"Why you little rotten--!!" Sage yelled as she flicked chocolate batter at Raine, Raine ducked and it hit the wall, which made Sage more mad and more determined to hit her. Sage threw another spoonful as Hedda walked in. 

"Hey!!" Hedda yelled, Raine and Sage turned, both ready to flick their spoons.

Hedda stood with her hands on her hips. Raine looked at Sage, Sage smiled. 

"1." Raine said. 

"2." Sage replied. 

"3." they said in unison, at the same time they threw their batter at Hedda. 

"Raine! Sage! Your both dead!" Hedda yelled, Raine and Sage ducked, both giggling hysterically. Hedda found them under the kitchen table. 

"What are you two doing?" Hedda asked, pulling batter out of her hair.

"Sage, you want to explain?" Raine asked. 

"Why don't you Raine." Sage replied licking her fingers. "This stuff is good." 

"Raine?" Hedda asked. 

"Well see we were searching for our sanity and well........we decided to make cake." Raine explained. 

"Cake? Why did you decide on cake?" Hedda asked. 

"Um.............Sage?" Raine looked to Sage for help. 

"I was hungry." Sage lied, well it was only a little one! 

"I would expect this behavior from you Sage. But Raine, honestly." Hedda exclaimed. 

"Hey I take offense!" Sage yelled still licking her fingers. 

"Raine you've lost the plot, your truly nuts, like Sage." Hedda said, standing up. 

"Hey! I resemble........I.....err.........mean resent that!" Raine replied, Sage hit her.

"I take offense! I'm not the only one who's nuts! Look at Raine." Sage defended herself while standing up. Raine stood up and looked at Sage.

"Damn straight and don't you forget it!"

"You won't let us!"

"Stop it both of you!!" Hedda yelled. "Go clean up while I finish these cakes and clean up this mess!" Raine and Sage ran like the wind, giggling all the way.

Written by Raine

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