The Fart Test

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A scientific test where a person is known by his fart. Which category

do you fall into??

A vain person - One who loves the smell of his own fart

An amiable person - One who loves the fart of other people's fart

A proud person - One who thinks his farts are exceptionally

pleasant

A shy person - One who releases silent fart then blushes

An imprudent person - One who farts out loud then laughs

A scientific person - One who farts regularly but is concerned with

pollution

An unfortunate person - One who tries to fart but shits instead

A nervous person - One who stops in the middle of a fart

An honest person - One who admits he farted but offers a good

medical reason

A dishonest person - One who farts and blames his dog

A foolish person - One who suppresses a fart for hours

A thrifty person - One who always farts in reserve

An anti-social person - One who excuses himself and farts in private

A strategic person - One who conceals his farts by loud laughter

An intellectual person - One who determines the smell of his neighbour's

farts

An athletic person - One who farts at the slightest exertion

A sadistic person - One who farts in bed then fluffs the covers

over his bed-mate

A miserable person - One who truly enjoys a fart but can't

An efficient person - One who farts, shits and pees at the same time

An aquatic person - One who farts in the bath then burst the

bubbles with his toes