There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well endowed that it was

bothering his knee. Three Air Force doctors and one Air Force nurse were in

the operating room to remedy the situation.

The first doctor said We 'l just take a big hunk off the end . They

discussed it and decided that would affect his sensitivity.

The second doctor said We'll just take a big hunk out of the middle of it .

They discussed it and decided it would change the texture and feel of it.

The third doctor said We'll just take a big hunk off the base of it . They

discussed it and said that would give him erection problems.

The doctors looked at the nurse who had tears running done her cheeks.

The nurse cried Can't we just make his legs longer?