C'mon! Haven't you finished loading this page yet? I finished AGES ago!

This page is dedicated to my favourite person of all time. ME! Over time I will add stuff to this page which I have taken off other pages. If you take anything of this you are going to have to give me credit for it. Some people might look at this page and say that I have an ego problem. That isn't true. It would be different if I actually wasn't this good though.

People that would like to thank me:

Microsoft: Where would they be going today if it wasn't for me? It is a well known fact that they copied their office program off mine ; choffice. Just ask them!

Swinburne University: Having me at the university can only have increased the uni's average IQ by astronomical figures. Thanks to me John street has been completely paved.

Herald Sun: Everyday I buy the Herald Sun. The Herald Sun owes me a great debt for that. It is because I buy the newspaper that everyone else does.

My Friends: Where would my friends be without me? Whose humour would they copy? Brads? I don't think so. My humour is much funnier and besides he copies me.

Everyone: I will thank myself on your behalf. Don't worry, I do it all the time. Did you know that the internet was actually MY invention? Really!