Welcome to Kurt's MST3K Sounds page!
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Here are 12 new sounds for your listening enjoyment!
Creepy girl!
(41K)
Dickweed.
(17K)
It's called evil kid.
(83K)
Fabio, Fabio, Fabio...
(74K)
It's Greg Brady!
(91K)
Goodnite Mother...
(190K)
That's hard on pants.
(53K)
Heads up guys...
(80K)
Huzzah!
(36K)
It stinks!
(84K)
Jim Carter!
(20K)
This isn't Kosher...
(59K)
Joel's Big Gulp
(76K)
No more sacrifices!
(56K)
There is a large flaming moose blocking traffic...
(82K)
Let us be gay...
(32K)
The love of a dog...
(38K)
If you get near a consonant, let us know...
(100K)
And remember, when you touch yourself...
(75K)
They're gone!
(138K)
Off to meet my doom...
(48K)
You can see the driver shoot Kennedy...
(96K)
There's only one explanation for this...
(175K)
Hey, my pantyhose... I mean...
(88K)
I question the relevance of this scene...
(188K)
Hey! You're ripping up my Underoos!!
(80K)
Uranus 1
(48K)
Uranus 2
(40K)
Uranus 3
(56K)
Uranus 4
(64K)
Uranus 5
(72K)
Uranus 6
(192K)
THE THEME
(19K)
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