.. The Ralph Wiggum Trading Card .. Pictures . front  33.7K back  45.3K . Trading card images scanned by me.  Please do not use them w/out my permission. . Info Printed on Back . Ralph Wiggum Pitiful cootie / Springfield Elementary . Turn-Ons: Crunchy dog biscuits; thick, luscious grass; juicy mud pies; sweet, mouth-watering paste. Future Profession: Cafeteria cook . Bio: Ralph wears his heart on his sleeve, and often his lunch as well. Yet what Ralph lacks in brains he makes up for with his enormous capacity to annoy.  When he was learning to ride a bicycle, it took him three years to get beyond training wheels.  He even wore them to bed.  Hoping to capitalize on his wildly successful portrayal of George Washington in "Hooray for President's Day," Ralph permanently glued a powdered wig to his head.  Unfortunately, his new popularity strangely ebbed when it became neccesary to cut the wig free to treat his scalp for ringworm. . Claim to fame: His dad is Chief of Police. Secret shame: Doesn't know what a "police" is. . Animated GIF Coming Soon! . My friend (who donated the Ralph card to me) has almost all of the card in that Simpsons series.  As soon as he has all of them we're planing of making an animated GIF of the flipbook on the back. . .