Charles Montgomery Burns
Mr. Burns is the towns richest man, and yet he is probably Sringfields cheapest man.
Burns owns the Nuclear Power Plant, and is the employer of Homer.
Burns seems to have trouble with his memory.
He can never remember Homer's name. It drove Homer to insanity.
A not so well known fact, is that Mr. Burns is the brother of George Burns.
By our count, Mr. Burns is at least 118 years old. At least!!
He is one of the oldest men in Springfield.
He should be dead. And people have tried.
The most famous Simpsons episode, has to be the shooting of Burnsy!
The whole town was a suspect, and the murderer was Maggie!
Burns wanted to send her to jail, but Wiggum wouldn't do it.
Mr. Burns is so hated, that Tito Puente wrote a song about it. "Senor Burns"
Marge painted a nude portrait of Burns, and it was put in an art gallery.
Burns also owned the only legal casino in Springfield.
It made him a fortune, but Burns went even crazier than normal.
He created an airplane called the Spruce Moose.
If any one calls it a model, he'll pull his gun on you.
Burns has a secretary by the name of Waylon Smithers.
We believe that Mr. Burns has figured out his life style,
but hasn't figured out that he's got it for him.
Burnsy has had a run in with all of the Simpsons characters.
He ran over Bart, he fell in love with Marge, he robbed Lisa's school of music,
he can't remember Homer's name, and he got his cherished stuffed bear back from Maggie.
Burnsy loves that bear Bobo!
Mr. Burns has a very obvious catch phrase, it's: EXXXXXCELLENT!
Waylon Smithers: Assistant to Mr. Burns. Leads an (ahem) interesting life style.
Interesting Facts: Has the Worlds largest Malibu Stacy collection.
Once shot a man.
Catch Phrase: I LOVE YOU MR. BURNS.
Ned Flanders: Annoying neighbour of the Simpsons. Hiding something in moustache.
Interesting Facts: Once commited to an insane asylum.
Works at all sorts of charity functions.
Catch Phrase: OKELY-DOKELY!
Maud Flanders: Annoying Mother of the neighbours of the Simpsons. Has a thing for Homer.
Interesting Facts: Very religious.
Excellent chef.
Catch Phrase: OKELY-DOKELY!
Rod and Todd Flanders: Annoying kids of the neighbours of the Simpsons. Both have curly hair.
Interesting Facts: Allergic to sugar.
Punished by G-d by trying to reach up to him.
Catch Phrase: CATCH ME LORD, CATCH ME!
REVERNED TIMOTHY LOVE JOY
Reverened Timothy Love Joy: The towns minister.
Interesting Facts: He is on a radio call in show on Sunday nights.
Owns a very big rail road collection.
Catch Phrase: SUPER!
Barney Gumble: The town drunk. Has very dangerous burps.
Interesting Facts: Was elected to go into space, till he became addicted to the bottle again.
Won the Springfield Film-fest, and made the cover of Entertainment Weekly.
Catch Phrase: BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPP!
Apu Nahasapeemepettelan: A former illegal alien. Worships Goneesha, a elephant statue.
Interesting Facts: Owns the Kwik-E-Mart.
Appeared in the musical, "Oh, Streetcar!".
Catch Phrase: THANK YOU, COME AGAIN!
Clancy Wiggum: Police chief of Springfield. He's too fa- I mean important.
Interesting Facts: Enjoys cracking peanuts.
Once lost his job due to his incompetence.
Catch Phrase: TAKE 'EM AWAY BOYS!
Moe: Owner of Homer's favorite bar...Moe's tavern. Former illegal alien.
Interesting Facts: Has a thing for Midge, or Marge, in our language.
Recieves crank calls from Bart, and continuosly threatens him in a hysterical way.
Catch Phrase: WHAT?!
Lionel Hutz: Simpson's family attorney. Ambulance chaser.
Interesting Facts: Has never won a case ever.
His business cards come in sponge form.
Catch Phrase: AHHHHHHHH WELL!
Hans Moleman: Tastes like a peanut (according to Homer). Our Favorite character in the show.
Interesting Facts: Has died on the show at least five times.
Got hit by football in the groin.
Catch Phrase: OWWWW! MY BRAIN!
Dr. Nick Riviera: Springfield's crookedest doctor. Enjoys movies, malpractice, and long walks on the beach.
Interesting Facts: Tried to trick Springfield that Bart was really hurt in a drive by.
Likes to take walks out the window.
Catch Phrase: HI EVERYBODY!
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