This was the first CD that the Simpsons put out. It sucks. But, they came out with another one.
"The Simpsons: Songs in the Key of Springfield." It's awesome.
I definitely reccomend buying it. Here are some of the songs that can be found on it.
THE SIMPSONS THEME SONG
The Simpsons!!!!!!!!
THE STONE CUTTERS THEME
Who controls the British crowd?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs gay fish of their sight?
Who rigs every oscar night?
We do!
We doooooooooooooooooo!
SEE MY VEST
Some men hunt for sport, others hunt for food.
The only thing I'm hunting for (ding)
is an outfit that looks good.
See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest.
See this sweater, theres no better
Than authentic Irish setter.
See this hat? Twas my cat.
My evening wear, Vampire bat.
These white slippers
Are Albino, African, Endangered Rhino.
Grizzly Bear underwear,
Turtles necks I've got my share.
? of Poodle on my noodle ? ?
Try my Red-Robin suit,
It comes one breast or two.
See my vest, see my vest, see my vest!
Like my loafers? Former gophers.
It was that, that skinned my chauffers.
But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best.
So let's prepare these dogs,
They're two for matching clogs.
See my vest, see my vest,
Oh pllllease won't you see my vest?
I really like my vest!
FLAMING MOE'S
When the weight of the world has got ya down,
and you want to end your life.
Bills to pay, dead end job, problems with the wife.
But don't throw in the towel,
'cuz there's a place right down the block.
Where you can drink your misery away.
At Flammmmmmmiiiinnnggg Moe's.
Let's all go to Flaming Moe's.
Where liquor in a mug,
can warm you like a hug.
And happiness is just a Flaming Moe away.
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away.
WHO NEEDS THE KWIK-E-MART?
When I first arrived you were all such jerks,
but now I've come to looooove your quirks!
Maggie with her eyes so bright.
Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright.
Lisa can philosophy.
Bart's adept at spinning lies.
Homer's a delightful fella, sorry about the salminella.
He-he, that's o-kay.
Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
Now here's the tricky part,
Oh won't you rhyme with me?
Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
Therefore's are sticky mart.
They make that sicky mart.
Let's hurl a brickie mart.
The Kwik-E-Mart is real--DOH!
Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
Not me!
Forget the Kwik-E-Mart.
Goodbye to Kwik-E-Mart.
Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
Not me!
Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
I doooooooooooooooo!
WHEN I WAS 17
When I was 17,
I drank some very good beer.
I drank some very good beer,
I purchased with a fake I.D.,
My name was Bryan McGee.
I stayed up listening to Queen,
When I was 17.
BASEBALL SONG
Well Mr. Burns had done it,
The Power Plant had won it,
With Roger Clemens clucking all the while.
Mike Scosia's tragic illness made us smile,
While Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the ballroom tile.
We're talking softball,
From Maine to San Diego.
Talking softball,
Mattingly and Canseco.
Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw.
Steve Sax and his run-in with the law.
We're talkin' Homer
Ozzie and the Straw.
We're talking softball,
From Maine to San Diego.
Talking softball,
Mattingly and Canseco.
Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw.
Steve Sax and his run-in with the law.
We're talkin' Homer
Ozzie and the Straw.
BABY ON BOARD
Baby on board,
How I adore.
That sign on my car's window pane.
Bouncing my stamp,
Load it with pep!
'Cuz I'm driving in the car pool laaaaane.
Call me a square,
Friend I don't care.
That little yellow sign can be ignored.
I'm telling you it's mighty nice,
Each trip's a trip to Paradise.
With my baby,
On Board!!!!
LISA'S BIRTHDAY SONG
Lisa it's your birthday,
And G-d blessed you this day.
Ya gave me the gift of a little sister,
And I'm proud of you today.
Lisa it's your birthday,
Happy birthday Lisa.
Lisa it's your birthday,
Happy birthday Lisa.
I wished you love in good will,
I wish you ? joy.
I wish you better than your heart desires,
And your first kiss from a boy.
Lisa it's your birthday,
Happy birthday Lisa.
Lisa it's your birthday,
Happy birthday Lisa.
DR. ZAIUS
Help, the Human's about to escape.
Get your paws off me you dirty ape!
Huh! He can talk. He can talk, he can talk,
He can talk, he can talk, he can talk, he can talk!
I can siiiiiiing!
Oooh help me Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius.
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius.
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius.
Ohhh Dr. Zaius.
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius.
What's wrong with me?
I think your crazy.
Want a second opinion.
You're also lazy!
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius.
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius.
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius.
Ohhh Dr. Zaius.
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius.
Can I play the piano any more?
Of course you can.
Well, I couldn't before.
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius.
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius.
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius.
Ohhh Dr. Zaius.
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius.
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius.
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius.
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius.
Ohhh Dr. Zaius.
CHIMPAN-A TO CHIMPAN-Z
I hate every ape I see,
From Chimpan-A to Chimpanzee.
No, you'll never make a monkey out of me.
Oh my gosh,
I was wrong.
It was earth all along.
You've finally made a monkey,
Yes, we've finally made a monkey.
Yes, You've finally made a monnnkey out of me!
I love you Dr. Zaius!
Thanks to the
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