GHOST POOPIES: The kind when you feel the poopies come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
WET POOPIE--The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it feels unwiped so you have to put some toilet paper between your underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain.
SECOND HALF POOPIE--It happens when you're done poppie-ing and you have pulled your pants up to your knees, and then realize you have to poopie some more.
POP A VEIN IN YOU FOREHEAD POOPIE--The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
RICHARD SIMMONS POOPIE--You poopie so much you loose 30 pounds.
LINCOLN LOG POOPIE--The kind of poopie that is so huge, you're afraid to flush without breaking it into little pieces first.
GASSY POOPIE--It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling.
DRINKER POOPIE--The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable by the treadmarks on the bottom of the toilet.
CORN POOPIE--Self explanatory.
GEE, I WISH I COULD POOPIE, POOPIE--It's the kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet, cramped, and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP POOPIE--That's where it hurts so bad coming out, you'd swear it was sideways.
WET CHEEKS POOPIE--(The power dump) The kind of poopie that comes out of your butt, so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
LIQUID POOPIE--The kind of poopie where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt, and splatters all over the toilet bowl.
MEXICAN FOOD POOPIE--It smells so bad, the room must be condemned.
UNDER CLASS POOPIE--The kind of poopie that thinks their people don't stink.
FISHERMAN'S BOBBER POOPIE--That's the kind of poopie where you are in a public restroom and there are two people waiting for your stall, you poopie and flush 10 times, but there are still several golfball size poopies still floating above the water line.
FLAME THROWER POOPIE--That's the kind of poopie that feels like flames are shooting out your butt, and there is smoke rising from the black ring in the toilet bowl.
