All I Need to Know in Life, I've learned from LFN

By: Tessa

1. A golf ball is not as boring as you'd think.

2. A phasing shell is not safe, incidentally, no matter what Walter says. (but it can get you a hug from Micheal!)

3. Cosmetics can be dangerous.

4. Never trust a guy in a cage.

5. Know how to "chamber the damn thing."

6. Take what you can get, especially when Micheal offers it.

7. Believe in intuition.

8. "Incompetence" is relative.

9. There are always bad guys.

10. Emotion blurs judgement.

11. It's not a mistake to become emotionally attached to the material.

12. You never know when someone is wearing a latex mask (Michael, is that you?)

13. Don't ever get married, mister.

14. Sometimes, you have to let yourself trust someone.

15. There's no such thing as free will.

16. Just do the job.

17. Always let humanity get in the way.

18. Every once in awhile, someone gets the 'condo in Miami' instead the bullet in the back of the head.

19. You're free. Run. Don't Return.

20. Learn to fly!

These next few were written by me.

21. Never walk up to a black van and tell the occupants they are not supposed to be there. It's not a good thing. (ie. "Voices")

22. If your computer starts doing weired things and your power surges. For God's sake don't call anyone. Someone may be trying to steal your files. (ie. "Gray")

23. Don't try to blackmail your boss. (ie. "Missing")

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