Seventeen Reasons to Tell if You're Obsessed With LFN

by: Tanja

17. You have EGRESS atop your front door

16. You sigh every time you hear the name Michael

15. You sigh every time you hear a man with a French Accent, Especially if they have long hair ...

14. When you hear anything about France, you sigh (Sigh...) (Those Parisian Millennium Fireworks, Michael would have been proud!!)

13. Metallic creaky doors give you the creeps Eeree erree erree rrr! (It sounds like that!)

12. If someone gets killed on any show, or on the news you say 'they've been cancelled'

11. You say "Oh My God!" if you hear of anyone really being called Nikita (I did!)

10. You secretly think Operations has lovely eyes and a sexy voice

9. You smirk when you hear the word Operations

8. You want to lock Operations and Madeline in a room naked

7. You fantasize about certain characters together, even if they never show it on screen

6. You come up with a million and one ways to come to Michael's defence, even when he's being a complete and utter s**t

5. You start thinking if the Section crew were real, they'd cancel you because you know too much

4. If someone finds out a secret of yours, such as a hiding spot, you pick up an imaginary comlink and say mimicking the voice "Michael (Or Nikita), siituation's been compromised!"

3. If someone pisses you off, you stare at them, cold and say in Michael's quiet voice, "Row 8, plot 30."

2. You shriek out loud at the kids movie 'Madeline'

1. You ring up someone and say in a dark sexy voice, 'Josephine...

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