1. When your boss sees the picture of your child on your desk, he takes
one look and says "Get rid of the kid."
2. You park in the wrong spot on morning, then later here an intercom for
"TRAFFIC".....when you go to leave, there is just a small pile of glass,
oil and metal where your car once was.
3. Your Performance Evaluation consists of only two questions.....
4. Your employee phyisical includes DNA testing, a complete psychological
profile and an evaluation of your pain threshold.
5. Your boss not only knows the color of your underwear, but where you
bought them and when you last washed them.
6. When you inquire about the retirement plan, the Human Resources person
mutters something about plots and rows.
7. You fall asleep at your desk, only to awaken when housekeeping is
trying to stuff you in a body bag.
8. The employee cafeteria has the "In Memory Of" special of the week.
9. You DISTINCTLY hear someone giggle while you are ALL alone putting on
your make-up in front of the employee wash room mirror.
10. The Employee Counselor has an all tile room next to her office with a
strange chair in the middle and a drain in the floor.
by: EZBee
12.Your Training Supervisor walks around with a kevlar vest.
13. You break out into a sweat every time you walk into a white, circular room.
14. "Housekeeping" personnel also tend to fertilizing the outside
lawn and gardens.
15. You break out into a sweat every time you see someone wearing a lab coat, glasses and carrying a large metal briefcase.
16. The suggestion box never has any suggestions.
17. When someone yells "Fire," everyone around you pulls out a weapon and starts shooting.
18.You break out into a sweat every time you see the Employee Counselor with a sharp implement in her hands.
19. You mistype a computer code and realize you've hacked
into the White House personnel files.
20. You don't know the last names of any of the people you work with.
by: Karen (HayK)
22. The Big Screen T.V. isn't showing Monday Night Football....
23. The company fitness room has a laser tag treadmill set at 60
mph.....
24. When the elevator stops at Level 3 -- Reprogramming -- and you don't
see any computers.....
25. When you see "EGRESS" instead of "EXIT" over the exit doors.....
26. The people you work with are talking to themselves when no one is
around.... and are giving firing sequence orders....
27. The company van has 666 in it's license plate #'s.....
28. The vending machines dispense ammunition.....
29. When you get shot for going the wrong way.....
30. When you report for work and someone tells you..."take off your
clothes".....
by: Krystal
LIVE________
DIE_________
11. Most of the items in the Supply Closet come with their own ammunition and blast radius information.
21. Your desk chair has two machine guns attached to it....
