Puttin' on the Blitz.
	Written by Tom Ruegguer and Nicholas Hollander. Directed by Nicholas Hollander
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	| 1. Tom Bodett as Narrator       | Okay Katrina's dad (Papa) is the leader of
	| 2. Bernadette Peters as Rita    | the Polish underground.  The cast list is
	| 3. Frank Welker as Runt         | quite, erm, empty.  This is not my fault
	| 4. ????? as Officer/Solider     | and for once it's not ITV's fault, the
	| 5. George DiCenzo as Commandant | credits for this episode are incomplete
	| 6. Jan Rabson as Katrina's dad  | Judging by the voice styles I'm just
	| 7. Elizabeth Moss as Katrina    | guessing at many of the voices.
	| 8. ????? as Solider 1           | Characters that are 100% identified are:
	| 9. ????? as Solider 2           | 2:3:5:7
	|10. ????? as Train Conductor     | All others are guessed at or most likely.
	|11. Frank Welker as Snupzi       |
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	`XXX Means this is held on at end (During Rita's songs)
	[-] A - Bars rest (or bars of music)
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	1. 1939, In war torn Europe the army of the third Reich invades Poland.
	  As Warsaw falls Polish freedom fighters; fight back.
	[4]
	2. You know Runt, we should have never taken that left turn at Bequima, this
	  doesn't look like Burbank!
	3. Definitely not Burbank..
	(Look into my Eyes. VERY Slow song)
	2. Just look into my `eyes, tell me what you `see.  This looks more like
	  `Vandie then Burbank to `me; Just listen to the call of an ailing `sweet
	  no matter how we `fall we land on our feet.
	  Oh you and I we're liked a masked `parader who travels incognito with a
	  `friend, no matter where you go I'll be there `later I know we'll be
	  together in the end.
	3.Oh Rita!
	8. Halt!
	9. Stop Them!
	8. Disvitz!!
	2. Soldiers! Let's Scram!! [6]
	4. Check the alley! [6]
	5. Where is he?
	4. He can't be far herr commandant!
	5. Search the area, the leader of the Polish underground must not escape the
	  city.
	4. Zerr Alwt! (Or something similar...) [7]
	7.  Sssh!
	6. They're looking for me not you, Katrina darling this is important, if
	  anything should happen no matter what;
	7. (Interrupts) no..
	6. (Continues anyway) You know where the station is, now this is your ticket
	  the train leaves at 5 PM.
	7. Papa? PAPA! PAPA!!
	2. CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY?! Abandoning her just like that, of all the low
	  down dirty...
          (Katrina knocks over a plank)
	11. GROWLLLL!
	5. What is it Snupzi, what do you hear?
	(Snupzi approaches and Rita pounces and attack)
	(Sound effect, Cat and dog fight for 3 bars)
	3. Deck, deck him Definitely deck him Rita.
	(More fighting effects)
	(Snupzi throws Rita against a box)
	2. How about a little support, huh Runt?
	3. You're a good dog Rita, you fight very nicely, definitely, definitely a good 
	  dog!
	(Yet MORE fighting effects)
	(Rita eventually wins and throws Snupzi, he limps off)
	7. What a wonderful cat, thank you.
	(A whistle blows quite near by)
	3. Hey wait for me!!
	8. HALT!
	(Rita, Runt and Katrina run off into the darkness)
	5. You've done a good dog Snupzi!
	11. Growll!
	5. Now we must follow them, the child will lead us to the father.
	7. Hurry Papa's waiting at the station.  We're going to a new home far
	  away there'll be a big backyard and trees and flowers and we'll all be so 
	  very happy.
	2. Poor kid's livin' in a dream world.
	3. Yeah dream world, so sad.
	2. She really believes her dad is waiting.
	3. Very sad.
	2. That human's long gone!
	2. Sad.
	(Look into my eyes Reprise)
	2. Don't leave up to `fate for the odds are `slim don't gamble with your
	  `life you can never `win we'll see her to the `train never leave her
	  `side until the child is reconciled with her `papa
	7. Hurry or we'll be late!
	3. Wow look at all the rocks Rita 147, yeah definitely; definitely 147 rocks.
	(Anyone seen Rainman recently???)
	5. There they go Snupzi.
	10. Departing 405 on track number 9, the train to (A LONG LIST of places,
	   which I've never worked out but here are the main ones!) Crackout,
	   Lorene, Marcy, Berlin, Nancy and Paris!
	10. ALL ABOARD!!
	7. I don't see papa yet.
	7. Papa? Papa? PAPA!
	2. I hate this part...
	6. Katrina?
	7. Papa!
	6. Katrina darling! Run Katrina!!
	3. This is good, ah definitely good!!
	6. You can do it darling.
	5. AFTER THAT GIRL!
	3. Uh oh!
	5. Stop her! He'll never leave without his daughter GRAB HER.
	6. That's right darling just grab my hand!
	(Snupzi is rapidly catching Katrina, He passes Runt)
	(Runt suddenly grabs Snupzi)
	3. Gnow!
	(Katrina (who has Rita in her arm) jumps on the train)
	7. Oh Daddy!
	3. Have a nice life, Rita....
	5. STICK HIM SNUPZI.
	(A vicious fight ensues)
	2. Oh well, it was nice whilst it lasted.
	(Runt lies KO'd by the track.  Rita pounces on Snupzi)
	(Rita once again beats Snupzi)
	11. Owww oww oww!
	3. Jee Rita, you were on your way to a nice new home with a big back yard and
	  everything!  What happened?
	2. Well, there's always tomorrow...
	(Look into my eyes Finale)
	2. You know I should have my head `examined, the fact is I could not live 
	  without `you!  I found of your surreal wit and your bad `hairdo  we'll
	  always be together, me and `you!
	3. Jee your Sweet Rita, definitely sweet, definitely definitely Sweet.
	
	Transcript by Charles R Brown