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Rita and Runt




1)Lyrics from WHEN RITA MET RUNT (Episode 7)
  by Sherri Stoner 

Humans Ain't What They Seem to Be This one is in *.au format! 

Rita: What's a human good for, anyway?

Runt: They pet you when they're sad
Rita: They smack you when you're bad
Runt: When you're hungry they definitely feed you.
Rita: Yeah, on vacation they leave you with hardly no food.
      Ring a bell, dude?
(Runt looks under dish and sighs)
Rita: Exactly my point.

Rita: Humans ain't what they seem to be
      They don't mean that much to me
      No, not much at all.
 
      When you're little and tiny
      They pet your cute hiney
      But then when you grow
      It's a simple no-show
      It's "shoo shoo off this"
      And "don't you dare scratch on that"
      If they call you at all
      It's always "dumb cat."
 
      Humans ain't what they seem to be
      They don't mean that much to me
      No, not much at all.
 
      But when it's all dark and quiet
      I try hard to fight it
      But I dream of home
      Then I won't have to roam
      Someone to feed me and put me to bed
      And scratch me just so on top of my head.
 
      But I ain't gonna love 'em
      Not gonna answer that call
      'Cause humans don't mean that much to me
      No, not much at all.
 
(bars fall away)

Rita: Who knew?

Transcribed by Michael Russell and Sean Brandenburg





2)Lyrics from THE CAT AND THE FIDDLE (Episode 17)
  by Nicholas Hollander 

A Place Called Home 

Rita: Somewhere I can hang my hat
      Somewhere for a dog and cat
      Somewhere, just imagine that
      We'll find a place called home.

      A place we've been searching for
      A place we've been waiting for
      So long we've been searching for
      So long, a place called home.

      They don't see us
      They'll never know
      But they could be us
      Like that [slaps water]
      Just like that.

      Out here in the shadow's end
      Out here is a promised land
      Out here we'll all understand
      And make this place our home
      This place our home.
 
---
 
Rita: Out here in the shadow's end
      Out here is a promised land
      Out here as the day is long
      We'll find ourselves a home
R+R : A place called home!

Transcribed by "The Corinthian"





3)RITA AND RUNT INTRODUCTION  

 
YW+D: Like Abbott and Costello
      Like Sonny and Cher
      Like Martin and Lewis
      They're a perfect pair.
      Like Laurel and Hardy
      Like Fontanne and Lunt
      They're perfectly mismatched
      They're Rita and Runt!

Transcribed by "The Corinthian"






4)Lyrics from PHRANKEN-RUNT (Episode 29)
  by John P. McCann 

Let's Try For Two  

Rita: (spoken) I hate being wet.
Runt: Yep, it's wet.  It's definitely wet out here.
      Uh, I'm sorry I got us kicked out of that count guy's home.
Rita: What was it with that bat fetish anyway?
Runt: Don't know, but he hates Italian food; definitely hates garlic.
Rita: If we find another house, just follow my lead:
 
Rita: Let's try for two
      What's the sense of stopping now?
      Just me and you
      We're the pros with the know-how
      To get kicked out of every place
      We've ever set a paw.
      We're not through
      Let's try for two.

You Gotta Use Your Brain 

 
Rita: Home ahoy!
      Told ya, boy!
      Follow my lead
      Watch my ploy
      Runt
      You gotta use your brain and think.
 
Runt: Let's get fed!
Rita: Give it a whirl.
Runt: Hurts my head!
Rita: Oh, Runt, you gotta use your brain.
 
DrPh: Hot dog, check it out
      Santa sent me brains for Scout
      Come and stay with Aunty Glory
      Forever in my laboratory.
 
Rita: Watch my stuff.
Runt: Let's begin!
Rita: Don't you bark or
Runt: Track mud in?
Rita: Hey, Runt, you just used your brain.
Runt: Definit-- Definit-- Who me?
Rita: You just used your brain.
 
---

I'm a Hands-On Kinda Girl 

Runt: (spoken) What a nice human.  She tied me to a little bed so
      I won't fall off when I take my nap.  Sure wish Rita was here,
      definitely, definitely do.
 
DrPh: Standing in the lab watching dials twirl
      You're lying on the slab; let me give it a whirl
      Let me open a valve; I'm a hands-on kinda girl.

      Soon you'll be better and raring to go
      I'll rule the world from here to Kokomo
      Call me insane; I'm a hands on kinda dame.

      Your cerebellum's great for my morale
      'Cause I'll be taking over right from this locale
      Thanks a bunch, pal; I'm a hands on kinda gal.
      Cha-cha-cha.

---

Let's Try For Three 

Rita: (spoken) Getting bounced from two homes in one night is
      a new record for us.
 
Rita: Let's try for three
      What the sense of stopping now?
      Just you and me
      We're the pros with the know-how
      To get kicked out of every place
      We've ever set a paw
      Life's rent-free
      Let's try for three!
 
Runt: (spoken) Good idea, Rita; let's try for three.
Rita: Dogs. Go fig.

Transcribed by Michael Russell, Ron O'Dell, J.J. Nicholson and Andy Diaz






5)Lyrics from PUTTIN' ON THE BLITZ (Episode 31)
  by Nicholas Hollander 

 
Just look into my eyes 

Rita: Just look into my eyes
      Tell me what you see
      This looks more like Van Nuys
      Than Burbank to me.

      Just listen to the call
      Oh and ain't it sweet
      No matter how we fall
      We land on our feet.

      Oh you and I, we're like a masquerader
      Who travels incognito with a friend
      No matter where you go, you'll see me later
      I know we'll be together in the end.

---
Reconcile 
 
Rita: Don't leave it up to fate
      For the odds are slim
      Don't gamble with your life
      You can never win.

      We'll see her to the train
      Then we'll leave Warsaw
      After the child
      Is reconciled
      With her papa.

---
I'm fond of you 
 
Rita: You know, I should have my head examined
      The fact is, I could not go without you
      I'm fond of your slow wit and your bad hairdo
      We'll always be together, me and you.

Transcribed by Raymond Hom, Ron O'Dell and C. David Tallman






6)Lyrics from HOME ON DE-NILE (Episode 25)
  by Stephen Hibbert 

All Wrapped Up in Love 

Rita: Being a goddess ain't half bad.
Rita: Oh, you kid
      You've got it made 'neath the great pyramid
      Gotta say I like this lifestyle
      Talkin' 'bout my home on the muddy Nile.

      Call me greedy
      But give me more; treat me like Queen Nefertiti
      Build me a palace fit for Ramses, too
      I bet you'd rather be me than you.

      Oh, I can't fuss
      No longer on a lonely exodus
      Gotta tell ya that I'm satisfied
      All wrapped up in love like I was mummified.
      All wrapped up in love...
      Bra doot da doot da doot doo dah...
      Like I was mummified!

Transcribed by "The Corinthian"






7)Lyrics from SMITTEN WITH KITTENS (Episode 39)
  by Deanna Oliver 

Milk, Please, Mama 

Kttns: Milk, milk
       Milk, milk
       Milk, please, Mama
       'Xcuse our tune
       But we're gonna faint
       If we don't get food
       Milk, please, Mama
       Mama, please!
 
---

I'm Nobody's Mama 

Rita : I'm nobody's mama
       Got no family
       I'm a career cat
       And my career is all about me.
       No one can tie me down
       I'm going places
       Straighten up
       Don't make those silly sad faces
       It's rude.
Kttns: Mew?
Rita : All right, I'll get food.
       (spoken) But that's it! After that, you're on your own.

Rita : I'm too independent
       They're so small
       How can I care for them?
       Do I care at all?
       I could never stand "Help me, Mama; Feed me, Mama
       Need me, Mama; Don't leave me, Mama."
       I'd never tolerate that.
       On the other hand, "Oh, my Mama; I love you, Mama
       I will never leave you, Mama."
       No! You've got the wrong cat!

Rita : And did I mention
       They'll want too much attention
       I'll worry about 'em each day, every minute
       I gotta tell you my head isn't in it.
       I won't let my heart talk
       'Cause it's ruled by my biological clock
       Which is ticking away.
       No way!
       I mean what I say!
       I'm a single cat stray!
       I'm nobody's mama!

Transcribed by John Payson, Olivia D. Isaac, David Rose and Ron O'Dell






8)Lyrics from KIKI'S KITTEN (Episode 44)
  by Deanna Oliver 

Miiiao! 
 
Rita : Miiiao! Miao miao miao miao miao ao ao ao!
       Stomach's empty and I need to find food.
Stray: This trash can belongs to me!
Rita : Some stray cats can be so awfully rude.
       Trash is public property!
       Don't mess with me; I am in a bad mood.
Both : Miiiao! Miao miao miao miao miao ao ao ao!
Stray: Bye bye, kitten. Hope someday you find food.

Transcribed by Ron O'Dell








9)Lyrics from ICEBREAKERS (Episode 48)
  by Nicholas Hollander 

Florida 

Rita: We're off to Florida to lie in the sun
      Enjoy my leisure time and have some fun
Runt: Tallahassee!
Rita: We're off to Florida where the smart people go
      We're off to Florida where the tropical breezes blow.
      Take me to Florida to play on the sand
      Sleep in the mangroves and eat off the land.

---

Cats Always Get the Short End of the Stick 

 
Rita: They say a smile will do the trick
      With a little charm laid on thick
      But listen, folks: forget those strokes
      'Cause cats always get the short end of the stick.

---

I'll Go It Alone 

Rita: I'll take my chances and I'll go it alone
      Leave Runt behind me and be on my own
      Head to the tropics where summer's in season
      The sooner the better 'cause, man, my butt is freezin'!

Transcribed by Ron O'Dell






)Lyrics from UP A TREE (Episode 57)
   by Deanna Oliver 

Chicago 

Runt : (spoken) There goes the train. Wake up, Rita.
Rita : Are we in Chicago?
Runt : No, it's, it's Nebraska, definitely Nebraska. Or Kansas.
       Definitely Ohio.
Rita : Ya blew it, Runt.
Runt : You're just cranky 'cause I woke ya up from your nap.
Rita : I am not cranky!
Runt : You'll definitely like Nebraska, Rita. We'll live on a farm.
       Farm folk are friendly. Definitely, definitely, friendly.
       W-what's so great about Chicago, anyway?
Rita : Are you serious?

Rita : The Sears Tower, the North lakeshore
       The Loop downtown, meat packers galore
       The magnificent mile and the elevated train
       Deep-dish pizza and the Stock Exchange.
Runt : But it ain't got, what we got: corn.

Rita : Michigan Avenue, Frank Lloyd Wright
       Wrigley Field and dancing all night
       Oprah Winfrey, Lake Michigan
       Muddy Water blues, and Michael Jordan.
Runt : But it ain't got, what we got: corn.

Rita : Just to be fair, I wanna ask ya:
       What's so great about Nebraska?
Runt : It's...
       da...
       Corn!
       Definitely the corn.

Transcribed by Mollie Carson-Vollath and "The Corinthian" 

---

Up a Tree 

Runt : (spoken) Rita, you need help?
Rita : No, no, no. I'm happy as a pig come to supper.
Runt : Okay, Rita, have fun. I gotta get the fly!
Rita : Wait! I...can't...get down.

Rita : I'm dizzy, in a tizzy
       I am acrophobic.
       Muddled, befuddled
       I think I'm going to be sick.
       In a spin so unlucky
       I can't stand heights.
       Somebody look at me
       I'm helpless as a kitten up a tree.

Birds: (giggle)

Rita : Giddy, tiddly
       I'm hyperventilating.
       Whirling, twirling
       This is humiliating.
       Reeling 'round I can't swallow
       My mouth is dry.
       I hate this vertigo
       Oh, how I wish I was in Chicago.

Birds: (giggle)

Rita : (spoken) Well, as long as I'm up here, let's do lunch.
       Whoa! Nevermind!

Fraidy Cat 

Birds: 'Fraidy cat, 'fraidy cat
       Streak of yelly down your belly
       Cowardly cat!
       Ho-o-o-ow absurdy
       Too sca-a-a-red to nab a birdy
       'Fraidy cat, 'fraidy cat!
Rita : (spoken) I'm not afraid. I'm just a little cranky!

---

Is This My Destiny?  

Maw  : (spoken) Yep. Might as well resign yourself, Pepper Pot.
       'Gonna spend the rest of your life up here.
Dog  : *woof woof woof*
Maw  : It's not so bad really, once you get used to it.

Rita : Why not live up a tree?
       To jump is too risky
       Won't even try.
       Is this my destiny?

Transcribed by "The Corinthian"






11)Lyrics from OF NICE AND MEN (Episode 43)
   by Randy Rogel and Sherri Stoner 

Monterey 

Runt: (spoken) Uh, Rita? Rita, tell me again how it's gonna be.
Rita: I already told ya, sixteen times.
Runt: I wanna hear it again, yeah, d-definitely wanna hear it again.

Rita: We can take care of ourselves
      We're independent, me and you.
Runt: (spoken) That's true.
Rita: (sung) We don't need any humans
      To tell us what to do.
      From now on we're livin'
      Where nobody can get in our way.
Runt: (spoken) And, uh, where're we gonna be living?
Rita: (sung) Monterey!
Runt: (spoken) Oh, that's right, like, like the cheese.

Rita: Monterey! Monterey!
      It's the California livin'
      With the sun and the surf
      And we'll never have to give in
      To another human master again.
      It's Cannery Row for dinner and then
      We'll sleep on the beach
      Where the sand is heaped up in piles.
Runt: (spoken) Definitely a lot of sand.
Rita: (sung) A litterbox for miles!

Rita: You'll never have to fetch another slipper again
      No more having to pretend to be nice.
      We're finally free
      From now on we'll be
      With the sun and the sand
      And the thundering seas
      On the cliffs at the harbor
      With the cypress trees
      And the Fisherman's Wharf
      It's all there
      In Monterey!

Fox: For some strange reason I couldn't find the lyrics to these following 
     songs in the AMLF but they're also songs from Of Nice and Men.

Happy Bob's Bunny Ranch 

Bob: Bada-bada balubum, bada-balu balidum, 
     badi-dalabadudalidum.
     Everybody gather around now,
     eat it up and gobble it down, that's right.
     Eat yer food you'll all see,
     pretty soon you'll all be,
     nice and fat and furry and round.
     Look at this fur ain't it perty?
     So soft and so shiney and sleak.
     We take a time to rush it,
     clean and shine and brush it
     every single day of the week.
     A-twidelydee a a-twidelydoo,
     eat up all 'em carrots and plants.
     If you want a furry rabbit
     then c'mon down and grab it
     at Happy Bob's Bunny Ranch.

Transcribed by Fox
---

It's Always The Same Thing With Cat's 

Rita: This is great, this is perfect.
      It's always the same thing with cats.
      There's always some ignorant humanus human,
      we like to chase rats?
      I'm getting real sick of this stereo-typical veiw.
      We can't be controled and 
      we hate to be told what to do.
      They misunderstand us, they can't command us.
      Plus when were horribly not in the mood.
      Human's believe that the animals love them but
      all we want is their food.
      I can't take this job I won't work with a slob
      anyhow.
      I'm telling Runt that it's over were leaving right
      now.

Transcribed by Fox
---

Bed Time 

Runt   : (yawn!) Definetly (yawn!)
Bunnies: (yawn!)
Runt   : Bedtime, definetly bedtime.
         It's time to close your bunny eyes,
         and rest your bunny heads.
         Sleep all night through and I hope that you,
         won't wet your bunny beds.
         Definetly don't want to wet the bunny beds.

Transcribed by Fox





12)Lyrics from WITCH ONE (Episode 62)
   by John P. McCann 

Parodies of songs from Disney's Beauty and the Beast 

The Judge (parody of Belle)  

Judge   : Good day, Sykes
          Let's go hunt for witches
          Dig them out
          Of their secret niches
          They could be cats or people
          Which is up to me to say.
          Good day!
          Good day!
          Good day!

Baker   : The judge is happy when he hunts for a witch
Wife    : He couldn't find one in a ditch
Shepherd: But if he thinks that you're a witch
Baker   : He'll burn you up with pitch
BW+S    : A dangerous jerk, the judge.

Judge   : (spoken) Good morning, Witch!
Hazel   : Err, me?
Judge   : No, you old wombat -- the shopkeeper!
(Witch Hazel walks away, whistling innocently)
Keeper  : But, judge, you know me! I'm no witch!
Judge   : I know you're holding a broomstick, and only witches
          have broomsticks!  Lougal, Taylor! Arrest him!

BW+S    : So long, shopkeeper! Taking him was all wrong
          We'll be accused before too long
Baker   : Before the judge is done with that
Shepherd: He'll arrest a kitty cat
Judge   : Cats are spirits of the Evil One
BW+S    : Salem's really not much fun
          We got troubles by the ton
          From the judge!

---

There's Nothing Quite Like a Cat (parody of Gaston)  

Rita : Who can hunt like a cat?
       Not a dog or a bat
       Who can stalk a big bird
       Or a rat like a cat?
       Other creatures, they're half as cunning
       Slick as a greased-up snake
       Go and watch any wolf or coyote
       They can't find fish knee-deep in a lake.

Judge: Who hunts cats like the judge?
       Witches' spawn, like the judge?
       Those tools of the devil
       Kitty cats, like the judge?
Rita : Who hunts like a cat?
Judge: I hunt down all cats!
Rita : We're keen so that's that
Judge: I hate them like rats!
Rita : There's nothing quite like...
R+J  : ...a cat!

---

Still There's Me and You (parody of Beauty and the Beast)   !SPECIAL! 

Rita : So long, Salem, Mass.
       Time to say bye-bye
       I almost got drowned
       Chased right out of town
       Boy, did my fur fly.
       Boston, here we come
       Home of beans and tea
       Maybe they need pets
       Don't take any bets
       Still, there's you and me.
Runt : (spoken) That sure was pretty, Rita. I hope we don't get sued.

Transcribed by Ron O'Dell






13)Les Miseranimals None on this site but check out this cool link! 
 




*Since the group of R&R are the only other 
 group thats inclined in music I decided to put these here! 

-PARODY SONG FILE(V3.1) I never really got to this site.
-ANIMANIACS LYRICS AS IN CD LINER I never really gotto this one either!
-OTHER ANIMX LYRICS Check this one out too.
-SOUND BYTES You'll love these.
-MORE SOUND BYTES For those who love Animaniac music.
- STILL MORE SOUND BYTES Uh...same here!
- www.cartoonwavs.com Bunch of *.wav sound bytes from Animaniacs. 
- Wav central!! Yes, *.wav sound bytes
- Soundz Umm..soundz!

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