Phranken-Runt
Written by John P. McCann (Directed as well) /----------------------------------------\ |1. Rita (Bernadette Peters) | Advanced apologies, Due to the dire quality |2. Runt (Frank Welker) | of my only recording (and the only one I can |3. Phrankenstien (Adrienne Alexanderson)| find...) I have no idea what Mr Squeak is |4. Scout (Frank Welker?) | trying to say and worse still no record of |5. Mr Squeak (??????) | when he says it. Also in the credits which \----------------------------------------/ appear in a box about 5cm by 5cm it was all I could do to confirm Bernadette Peters and Frank Welker were the voices of Rita and Runt, trying to find out the name of the scientist and who played her was impossible but thanks to the Animaniacs FAQ I have traced her down, but as for Mr Squeak and Scout, well I can only guess.... ============================================================================= 3. SWEEEEP on you foolish little villagers, you'll soon know the power of doctor Phrankenstien! Come Mr Squeak it is time the world met my latest creation. In school they called me mad and insane! They also called me old toffee big bottom I wonder what that meant... I must speak to the cleaning people they've over waxed the floor again! (In come Animaniacs with a floor polishing machine> Up Scout UP! Good Dog! Pay attention Scout I order you to attack the village destroy it, WALK ALL OVER IT!! (Scout fetches a dog lead.> NO not walkies, I didn't say walkies I said walk all over the village! Oh follow me! See the village I order you to wipe it out now go! Soon the world will learn to fear and obey me! First I'll destroy a small village, then a large village, then a small town, then a large county seat (?) then a mid-sized suburb, with easy access to schools and shopping!! (Lighting bolt hits scout. He's fried...> Oh Fudgiepoo, a short circuit (A WHAT?!) now I'll have to replace his brain (Yeah sure, you're monster dog gets hit by lighting so naturally you have to replace it's brain...) I couldn't go out and buy a monster dog that was covered by a warranty, oh no I had to be miss do it yourself and build my own! Great we're all out of dog brain, I don't ask for much just one dog brain that's all I want, just one single solitary dog brain! (Cut to outside, it's raining heavily Rita is climbing a steep hill, Runt follows not far behind.> 1.I hate being wet! 2.Yep it's wet, it's definitely wet out here, I'm sorry I got us kicked out of that count guys home! (There's a big castle in the distant background, people with GREAT eye-sight may just see the sign pointing to Dracula's castle / Frankenstien's castle) 1.What was with that bat finish anyway?! 2.Dunno but he hates Italian food, definitely hates garlic. 1.If we find another home just follow my lead. (Cue song!! Let's try for two 4/4 (I think) get faster at * mark.> Let's try for two-ooh what's the sense in stopping now, just me and you-ooh we're the pros with the know how; to get kicked out of everyhome that we've every set upon, we're not through-ooh, let's try for two! * Come up boy, charge your guard, follow my lead what my Zars, Oh Runt, you gotta use you're brain and think. 2.Wet's get fed. (Actually Let's but lisp makes it sound like Wets.) 1.Givin' all worth! 2.Push my head! 1.Oh Runt, you gotta use your brain! 3.Hot dog check it out, Santy sent me brains for scout, come and stay with aunty glory for weather(?) in my laboratory. 1.Watch my stuff. 2.Wet's Begin! (See Wet's get fed.) 1.Don't you bark... 2.Or tuck mud in? 1.Oh Runt, you just use your brain. 2.Ah def, def, who me? 1.You just use your brain! (END SONG> 1.The poor cat in the rain look, it never fails! (Phrankenstien opens door> 3.A Big wet Doggie!! (She picks up Runt, takes him inside and slams the door again> 1.Nice following of my lead! 3.My goodness, a big wet doggie! Just what the mad scientist ordered! I'm going to remove you're sweet little cortex and place it inside a large monster doesn't that sound like grand fun? 2.Woof! 1.I better check Runt! A cat's work is never done... 2.What a nice human she tied me to a little bed so I won't fall off when I take a nap. I sure wish Rita was here yeah I definitely do! (Cue song 2. Hands on type of girl. Strange time!> 3.Standing in the wet watching dials twirl, you're lying on the slab let's give it a twirl let me open a valve I'm a hands on kind of girl! Soon you'll be better and raring to go, I'll rule the world from here to Kokomo (Possibly Tokyo..) Call me Insane, I'm a hands on kind of dame! Your cerebellum is great for my morale cause soon I'll be takin' over from over from this local, thanks a lot pal; I'm a hands on kind of girl! (End of song> 3.CHA CHA CHA 2.WOOF WOOF WOOF! 3.You like my little song? 2.Woof! 1.What a surprise, Runt in trouble! Having fun? 2.Oh hi Rita! I've been having a nap with a sheet and everything! 1.For fifty dollars and a chance for the festiva how many brain cells does a dog have? 2.Oh boy Oh boy Oh boy, 9 definitely 9! 3.Here I come puppy! By the by I hope you covered by Blue Cross I have to know who to bill!3.Oh, oh a kitty I suppose it won't hurt to have a cat brain on file. 1.Speak for yourself honey! (Rita pulls bed and swing Phrankenstien into a computer bank. 3.Ohh Arghhh! EEK!! (Scout awakens, charged with new life> 3.Away scout, CATCH THEM don't let them escape!! (Scout comes in with a ball> 2.I was definitely in trouble, wasn't I? 1.Good Call! 3.That's it Mr Squeak get them! At least something around here obeys me! 2.Er Rita what should we do? 1.Maybe we should stay here and take a nap?? 2.'Kay! 1.JUMP!!!!!!!! (Phrankenstien Pops Scouts ball> 3.Good Doggie... I'll get you a nice new wreaking ball! (Scout attacks Phrankenstien and Mr Squeak> 3.Origami Mr Squeak, I'll make little paper animals that can't hurt me!! 2.Can we jump off the castle again that was fun. 1.I dunno what that human wanted with you, but it couldn't have been you're brain. Getting bounced from two homes in one night is a new record for us! (Let's try for two (Reprise)> 1.Let's try for three-ee what's the sense in stopping now, just you and me-ee we're the pros with the know how to get kicked out of every home we've ever set upon, life's rent free-ee. Let's try for three! (END song> 2.Good idea Rita, let's try for three! 1.Dogs; Go fig!
Transcript by Charles R Brown