Out of the Mouths of Supervillains

Here's a big old collection of quotes from the Evil Midnight Bomber. The Bomber's insane ranting is one of his finer points!

From "The Tick vs. The Tick"

"So he says to me, 'You wanna be a baaaaad guy?' And I say yeah, baby! I wanna be bad! I SAYS, SURE SUB-SPACE PONIES! I'M MAKING GRAVY WITHOUT THE LUMPS! Aaaaaa-hahahahaha!"
(ALTERNATE) "So he says to me, 'You wanna be a baaaaad guy?' And I say yeah, baby! I wanna be bad! I SAYS, SURF'S UP SPACE PONIES! I'M MAKING GRAVY WITHOUT THE LUMPS! Aaaaaa-hahahahaha!"

"He says to me, he says to me, 'You got STYLE, baby. But if you're going to be a real villain, you gotta get a gimmick.' And so I go I says YEAH, baby. A gimmick, that's it. High explosives. Aaaaaa-hahahahaha!"

"Yeah? Keep playing with fire, superpants! You don't know how much fire you're playing with! Aaaaaa-hahahahaha!"

"So he says to me, 'You gotta do something smart, baby. Something BIG! He says, 'You wanna be a super villain, right?' And I go yeah, baby, YEAH! YEAH! WHAT DO I GOTTA DO? He says, 'You got bombs, blow up the comet club, it's packed with super heroes, you'll go down in SUPER VILLAIN HISTORY!' And I go yeah, baby, 'cause I'm the Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight! Aaaaaa-hahahahaha!"

"And so he says to me, 'You got legs, baby, you're everywhere. YOU'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE!'"

"I-I-I just, uh, I just uh, wanted to use the uh, heh, ah-AND SO HE SAYS, EVIL'S OKAY IN MY BOOK, WHAT ABOUT YOURS? AND I GO YEAH BABY YEAH! YEAH! I... I... uh, just wanted to, uh, wash my hands."

"Oh, heh-heh, that's just, I-BOOM, BABY, BOOM! I'm the Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight!"

"EAT MY SMOKE, COPPER! Aaaaaa-hahahahaha!"

"AN OBJECT AT REST, CANNOT BE STOPPED!"

"Excuse me, excuse me...and then I says, tell me I'm wrong! and he says, 'I can't, baby, 'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT!'"

"This could happen to you, baby. This could happen TO ANYBODY!"

"And so he says, 'I don't like the cut of your jib.' And I go I says, IT'S THE ONLY JIB I GOT, BABY!"

"Hahahahaha! sixty seconds to midnight, sixty seconds to nowhere, baby!"

"You have all become victims of the Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs... Hey! PAY ATTENTION!"

"Yeah, baby! And you've only got twenty seconds before you all EAT CEILING!"

"Yeah...baby...Oh yeah...Baby!"

"You'll never prove a thing copper, I'm just a part time electrician. I... I... I... BAD IS GOOD, BABY! DOWN WITH GOVERNMENT!"

From "Armless but not Harmless"

"He says to me, he says to me, 'Baby I'm TIRED of workin' for the MAN!' I says, I says, WHY DON'T YOU BLOW HIM TO BITS?"

"Oh, but I'm bad, baby. Sssssss..."

"One of these days, milkshake! BOOM!"

From "That Mustache Feeling"

When The Tick's mustache is reading through the personal ads, one written by the Evil Midnight Bomber can be seen:

"Boom Baby Boom. Explosive go getter seeks new momma"