Feeny: Strange is in the eye of the beholder, Mr. Matthews. I, for example, have a young neighbor who sings along with his little sister's Barney records. Cory: You hear that?
Episode: "Killer Bee"
Cory: Do you really think you could be happy here? Eric: I'm already happy here, Cor. These people have taken me in, they've made me feel important. Back home, I'm just a loser who didn't get into college. But here, I could be king! Cory: Well congradulations! I'll just go call Mom and Dad. I know they'll be so proud. I know I am- I'm the Prince of Sprinkle Land.
Episode: "You Can Go Home Again"
Cory: Well, Eric, if you’re staying, there’s nothing I can say except I’ll be the one driving through
the cornfield!
Episode: "You Can Go Home Again"
MaryBeth: You’re a sensitive guy. Cory: Yeah, well, I wear a lot of light colors, so...
Episode: "Learning To Fly"
MaryBeth: Relationships! Cory: Yeah, realtionships. MaryBeth: You know, they’re so compicated. Cory: Hardly worth it! MaryBeth: I’m through with men! Cory: Me too!
Episode: "Learning To Fly"
Eric: Cory, I just wanna say that in this, the darkest hour of your youth, I’m trying very hard
not to laugh. (Laughs) No, can’t do it.Shawn: This is the work of a diabolical matser villian. Cory: Feeny? Shawn: Absolutely Feeny. I'm just so sorry that Kenny has to be the first to die. Kenny: I really wish you'd stop saying that.
Episode: "And Then There Was Shawn"
(Kenny, a student in Feeny's class, has just been killed. He was stabbed with a pencil that went in through his forehead and out the back of his head. Kenny slides down, the pencil leaves a mark as he goes down.) Cory:(Pointing to the mark) We'll always remember he was that tall.
Episode: "And Then There Was Shawn"
(The lights flicker and music starts to play. Eric, Cory, Angela, Jack and Topanga start to flip out, but Shawn stays cool.) Music: "Welcome to John Adams High, where you are gonna die. That's right, fall right this way..." Shawn: Feeny, Feeny, Feeny, you are SO low budget!
Episode: "And Then There Was Shawn"
Feeney: QUIET! Topanga You yelled at me. But I'm Topanga. (A few moments later...) Cory: Oh, come on, Mr Feeny- Feeny: -QUIET! Cory: You yelled at me. But I'm Topanga!
Episode: "The Eskimo"
DJ: I'm here with a small, but very loyal crowd of well-wishers- Crazy Guy:(Shouting at people on the billboard) JUMP! DJ: And the obligatory lunatic...
Episode: "The Eskimo"
Eric: We've finally met two girls who are different from any other girls we've dated before. Jack: Why? Eric: Because they're coming back!
Episode: "The Eskimo"
Shawn:This guy's my teacher. You take good care of him, alright? Shawn's Uncle: Like family- Shawn: -NO!Feeny: Maybe we all should just think for a second. Cory: No, Shawn and I tried that already, it doesn't work.
Episode: "Last Tango In Philly"
Feeny: So Mr. Hunter you do pay attention in class sometimes. Shawn: Well, (He shrugs) sometimes you're talking so much that I can't fall
asleep.*
Episode: "Life Lessons"
Guy(Unnamed): Oh yeah, tell me one thing Feeny ever did for you. Shawn: You see those cutters in you hands? Guy: Yeah. Shawn: You notice I don't have any in my hands? That's what Feeny did for me!*
Episode: "Life Lessons"
Feeny: And the winners of this years food drive are Mr. Matthews and Mr. Hunter. Topanga: But Mr. Feeny that's not fair. They turn in the same cans every year. Shawn: Hey, I give the cans to the food drive, the food drive gives them to my family, and then I give them back. That's life in the food drive chain.*
Epidose: "Turkey Day"
Amy: I gotta go back, I left my purse in the car. Alan: What do you need your purse for? Amy: Nothing. I just don't want to leave it in the car. Alan: Well I don't want to leave the car in the car, but what can you do?*
Episode: "Turkey Day"
Turner: Ok class. Remember those papers I asked you to turn in before
Christmas? Shawn: Oh yeah, Mr. Turner, I've got mine right here. Turner: Yeah right, anyway here's the winners...*
Episode: "The Happiest Show on Earth"
Eric: You Topanga-ed me to death this summer! Cory: Well I didn't say anything at the tour of Washington DC Eric: Topanga's got a desk just like Chesela's Cory: The Kennedy Space Center? Eric: Topanga's favorite movie is Apollo 13 ;Cory: Mt. Rushmore? Eric: Would you look at the lips on Teddy Rosevelt? Cory: I said that out loud?
Episode: "You Can Go Home Again"
Mr. Feeny: Mr. Hunter, you seemed to have sparked a debate. Shawn: Yeah, fine. When's detention?
Episode: "The Heart Is A Lonely Hunter"
Shawn: We're goin' down to enlist, Uncle Sam wants us. I wasn't gonna go, but he was pointing right at me.
Episode: "No Guts, No Cory"
Eric: Look, Jack, I'm glad you found somebody and all, but don't you find her a little...freaky? Jack: Why? 'Cause she choose me instead of you? Eric: I didn't even think of that...
Episode: "The Witches Of Pennbrook"
Cory: You're much cooler than I am...at least I thought you were. Shawn: Trust me, I am.
Episode: "The Uninvited"
Cory: Shawn, you're out of control. Shawn: Yeah, yeah I am. Tell your friends!Eric: Okay, so you went to the movies, what did you go see? Shawn: Like we actually watched the movie! Eric: Don't tell me you- Shawn: -Yes! We threw malt balls at people's heads for two hours!
Episode: "Boy Meets Girl"
(Eric is dressed up as a lobster) Eric: Cory! Shawn: Cory, that lobster over there seems to know you. Cory: Who would come to the mall in that kind of get-up? ...Apparently Eric. Shawn: Eric, I don't know if you know this, but you're a lobster, Dude.
Episode: "Model Family"
Shawn: Don't you guys watch NYPD Blue? Follow her on a bus... and talk dirty. ...Cory: We'll have to go undercover. Eric: As what? Cory: Two kids. Shawn: By day- two ordinary kids. By night- two ordinary kids on a bus, talking dirty.
Episode: "Once In Love With Amy"
Topanga: Do you think this is funny?
Cory: No, Mistress Topanga, I think it's the opposite of funny. I think that it's... wood.
Episode: "Shallow Boy"
Mr Mack: Now do you see, how judgmental these people are? Alan: No, no. Listen- you see! (Slams Mack against the wall) The judgment that I made a long time ago was that Shawn Hunter is the best friend my kid ever had. And I will kill to protect Shawn Hunter from people like you.
Episode: "Cult Fiction"
Shawn: Cory, Cory, leave me alone, okay? It's not like I'm doin' drugs! Cory: It's just like you're doing drugs, okay? I mean, you're having your mind messed with, you're not the person I know, and everything you say is artificial.
Episode: "Cult Fiction"
And of course, the great speech at the end of "Cult Fiction"...
Shawn: John, how could you be in here? How could you screw up on your bike? I have never seen you screw up on anything. I'm the screw-up, remember? C'mon you remember...Don't do this to me, John. I don't do alone real good... I know you're in there but it's like you're not really here. You're not talking but I know you're here. So I'm just gonna talk, you can listen... John, even when I was at the Centre, it was all the things you taught me that made me wonder if it was the right place for me or not. But you didn't teach me enough. You, and Cory, and my parents, and the Matthews and the handful of people who really care about me, so don't blow me off, John! (Looks up) Don't blow me off, God! I never asked you for anything before and I never wanted to come to you like this, but don't take Turner away from me; he's not yelling at me yet. God, you're not talking but I know you're here, so I'm gonna talk, and you can listen... God, I don't wanna be empty inside anymore.
*Thanks to Allie108@aol.com for these quotes
Note: I write down most of the quotes from memory, so forgive me if the wording is a little off...
