A RR tribute to the Rolling Stones - Sorta..

      Parody sung to the tune of: 
      "Here comes your 19th Nervous Breakdown"


      Well first it was just Chip and Dale,
      And they got on all right.

      Then Monty came and Zipper too,
      They had a little fight.

      Next in the crew was Gadget, who
      left them all in a daze,

      Then fanfic writers added more,
      And it became a craze!

      (Chorus) You'd better stop - 
      Look around - 
      Here it comes..
      HERE IT COMES..
      HERE IT COMES!
      *HERE IT COMES!*

      Here comes the 19th Rescue Ranger!!
      Here comes the 19th Rescue Ranger!!

      What will we find,
      In the next writer's mind?
      Nothing I've seen puts me at ease,
      What will we find in Ranger's trees?
      Oh, nooooooooooooooooooo !


      Well Julie gave us "Shadow",
      And then Boz wrote TPL.

      And they may not be Rangers,
      But right now it's hard to tell.

      There's Foxglove flying night patrol,
      When not romancing Dale,

      And Tammy's all grown up and Bink is
      following her trail!

      (Chorus) You'd better stop - 
      Look around - 
      Here it comes..
      HERE IT COMES..
      HERE IT COMES!
      *HERE IT COMES!*

      Here comes the 19th Rescue Ranger!!
      Here comes the 19th Rescue Ranger!!

      What will we find,
      In the next writer's mind?
      Nothing I've seen puts me at ease,
      What will we find in Ranger's trees?
      Oh, nooooooooooooooooooo !


      Natasha brought in Faith and
      We believed in her on sight,

      Is Indy real or character,
      The jury's can't decide!

      Then Zipper's girlfriend Queenie
      made an interesting point,

      And no one knows if Geegaw lives,
      Though we've all searched the joint!

      (Chorus) You'd better stop - 
      Look around - 
      Here it comes..
      HERE IT COMES..
      HERE IT COMES!
      *HERE IT COMES!*

      Here comes the 19th Rescue Ranger!!
      Here comes the 19th Rescue Ranger!!

      What will we find,
      In the next writer's mind?
      Nothing I've seen puts me at ease,
      What will we find in Ranger's trees?
      Oh, nooooooooooooooooooo !


      There's more than I can mention now,
      And still the numbers swell,

      That oak tree's getting crowded,
      And the Coffee House as well!

      Well, some are super-heroes there
      and some fit to be tied,

      The best thing you can do just
      Hang on - Enjoy the ride!

      (Chorus) You'd better stop - 
      Look around - 
      Here it comes..
      HERE IT COMES..
      HERE IT COMES!
      *HERE IT COMES!*

      Here comes the 19th Rescue Ranger!!
      Here comes the 19th Rescue Ranger!!

      What will we find,
      In the next writer's mind?
      Nothing I've seen puts me at ease,
      What will we find in Ranger's trees?
      Oh, nooooooooooooooooooo !

      (Chorus) You'd better stop - 
      Fade-out Look around - 
      Here it comes..
      HERE IT COMES..
      HERE IT COMES!
      *HERE IT COMES!*

      Here comes the 19th Rescue Ranger!!
      Here comes the 19th Rescue Ranger!!

      What will we find,
      In the next writer's mind?
      Nothing I've seen puts me at ease,
      What will we find in Ranger's trees?
      Oh, nooooooooooooooooooo !


      There, I feel better now. 

      Karl