Fifty Ways
      Forgive me, music lovers everywhere:

      "Your problem is writing", that's what Gadget said to me.
      "Your answer is easy, if you'll take it logically."
      "We're here to help you, and we never charge a fee-
      There must be, fifty ways to write a fanfic!"

      :Rangers: "Fifty ways to write a fanfic!"

      "You know it's not my habit to intrude,
      furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued,
      But I'll repeat myself. Golly, please don't think me rude,
      There must be, fifty ways to write a fanfic!"

      :Rangers: "Fifty ways to write a fanfic!"

      "Just jot down a tale, Dale
      Think up a play, Ray
      Pick up a pen, Ben
      Just listen to me!"

      "Don't put up a fuss, Gus
      There's no need to sob, Bob
      Just let your mind churn, Vern
      And let the words free!"

      I said, "Dear Gadget, you have made me see the light.
      And my writing's hindered only by my simple human fright.."
      And then she vanished - but even then, I knew that she was right:

      There must be, fifty ways to write a fanfic!




      Wass that silly, or what?
      B^D


      Karl