She Blinded Me With Inventions
      A parody of "She Blinded Me With Science" by Thomas Dolby
      Rewritten by Natasha Kashefipour

      [Computer-type music opening as Chip begins to talk and sing]

      Yes, but as a known leader, it would be surprising if a mouse blinded *me* with inventions...

      [Music continues]

      It's knowledge in motion
      She turned her blue eyes to me
      They were deeper than the ocean
      Much sweeter than any harmony
      Mmm, but she blinded me with inventions
      She blinded me with inventions!
      Confused me with her technology

      When I'm solving a case with her
      Blinding me with inventions - inventions!
      I can smell the machine oil
      Blinding me with inventions - inventions!
      Inventions!

      It's knowledge in motion
      She turned her blue eyes to me
      They were deeper than the ocean
      Much sweeter than any harmony
      Mmm, but she blinded me with inventions
      She blinded me with inventions!
      She knows a bit of chemistry

      When she's inventing things close to me
      Blinding me with inventions - inventions!
      Inventions!
      In her workshop, I can hear machinery
      Blinding me with inventions - inventions!
      Inventions!

      It's knowledge in motion
      Now she's making contraptions for me
      The Rangermobile's in motion
      The Rangerwing's flying freely
      She blinded me with inventions
      She blinded me with inventions!
      Amazed me with her gadgetry

      [Chip pauses from singing and talks again]
      Good Heavens, Miss Hackwrench, you're beautiful!

      I don't believe it!
      There she goes once more!
      She's fiddled with it, and it works again!
      All those circuits and wires, and careful notes, and her crazy notions

      But-It's knowledge in motion
      She turned her blue eyes to me
      They were deeper than the ocean
      Much sweeter than any harmony
      Mmm, but she blinded me with inventions
      She blinded me with - with inventions!
      She blinded me with

      [Music and fade]
      ---
      Natasha