Dale's Ode to Foxglove
      (Parody of "I only wanna be with you" by Hootie and the Blowfish)

      You and me, we have not a thing to fake 
      You actually like all the bad jokes that I make
      Some call me crazy -- well, actually, they're right
      But you're the one that I love to soar with at night
      Thanks to some cloth, twigs and glue,
      I can now hang glide around with you

      You look at me, but prefer echolocation
      I agree, Mammoth Cave is a great vacation.
      I eat nuts, you eat bugs
      Still I love you and all your airborne hugs
      In this glider I get quite a few
      I only wanna fly with you

      Ping me all you want to
      I always wanna fly with you

      Put on a little perfume, let's fly out to dance
      I'm literally walkin' on air in this great romance
      All those land-dwellers, that we see down below
      See your glowing presence and then they yell out "A U.F.O.!"
      I'm not the only one without a clue
      And how I love to fly with you

      Your fur is what hue?
      Color me "Wanna fly with you"

      Call me "Cutie" the night through
      Head's in the clouds to fly with you
      I'll tell you this is true:
      I need to land -- drank too much Dew

      Sometimes I wonder, if I'll ever crash
      You get so worried 'cause I made this thing from some trash
      Sometimes you're hungry, and I'm amazed when
      You eat moths in mid-air -- it's some kind of Zen
      I hope it wasn't someone Zipper knew....
      Best for him not to fly with you

      Into my heart you flew
      Since you perched there my life's all new
      Passing over cows we'll yell, "MOO!"
      I think three more refrains should do:

      So I still wanna fly with you

      This is refrain number two

      To recap: Wanna fly with you!

      New lyrics [c] 1999 Matt Plotecher