KS (Registered User)
Saturday, December 1, 2001 
Song Parody:  Gadget Shot the Salesman (only with a plunger gun)

 Gadget Shot the Salesman
 To the tune of Mark Chesnutt's Bubba Shot the Jukebox 

 We were all up in the Ranger’s HQ
 Working on our own little projects
 Someone knocked on the old front door
 The one who answered it was Gadget
 A shriek came from the lady’s mouth
 From what she saw in the doorway
 And all at once she ran to her room
 Boy did we get out of her way 

 Chorus:
 Gadget shot the salesman last night
 Said he tried to sell her something she didn’t like
 Went and got harpoon number forty five
 Gadget shot the salesman last night 

 Gadget ain’t never been accused of being completely stable
 So we did not draw an easy breath
 ‘Til she laid that plunger gun on the table
 She hung her head ‘til Chip showed up
 And walked her over to the couches
 Told her “Please hear me out, Gadget,”
 “You know dang well you shouldn’t do this.” 

 Chorus:
 Gadget shot the salesman last night
 Said he tried to sell her something she didn’t like
 Went and got harpoon number forty five
 Gadget shot the salesman last night 

 When Monty showed up with his bathrobe on
 The confrontation was a tense one
 Shook his head and said, “Gadget, luv,”
 “You was always a strange one.”
 Reckless discharge of a gun
 That’s what the boys are claiming
 Gadget hollered, “Reckless! Heck!”
 “I shot just where I was aiming.” 

 Chorus:
 Gadget shot the salesman last night
 Said he tried to sell her something she didn’t like
 Went and got harpoon number forty five
 Gadget shot the salesman last night 

 She can usually tell right form wrong
 And normally we don’t ask why
 But beyond a shadow of a doubt
 We suppose this was justified in her eyes
 Gadget shot the salesman- nailed him with one shot
 Gadget shot the salesman last night. 

 Note: No salesmen were hurt in the making of this parody... 
though several are in psychiatric therapy now. 

 KS

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