Golly, Golly, Golly --What happens if Gadget opens up a store? Why, the others sing a jingle for it, of course!-- (To the tune of "Lolly, Lolly, Lolly" from Schoolhouse Rocks) CHIP: Hmmm... DALE: Hmmm... MONTY: Hmmm...Ready Chip? CHIP: Yep. MONTY: Ready Dale? DALE: Uh-huh MONTY: Let's go! DALE: Let's go! MONTY: One...two... ALL: Golly, Golly, Golly, get your gizmos here Golly, Golly, Golly, get some doodads here Come on down to Gadget's, get those gadgets here You're going to need a helmet indeed But try not to think about it Golly, Golly, Golly, get those deathtraps here Got a lot of golly jolly time bombs here Everything, we think, is safe--that's what we declare! ALL: A gizmo is a thing DALE: (That's all it is, and there's a lot of 'em) ALL: Like the Ranger Wing DALE: (Occasionally it works...sometimes) ALL: The motors shut off in flight, or do some other bad thing And so, your seat belts are positively very very necessary! Golly, Golly, Golly, get some gizmos here Monty, Chip, and Dale all ride in gizmos here Got a lot of gadgets used in our career! So come to Gadget's MONTY: Hello folks. This is Monterey sayin' that we have all the gadgets that haven't killed us, so start with those. CHIP: Hello folks. This is Chip here. Suppose your quarry is escaping-- how are you going to capture him? That's where the net-harpoon comes in. We can also give you a special safety feature so you can carry it around without it going off. (*TWANG*) AAAAAA!!!! DALE: Hi. Suppose your going nut-gathering: Your buddy wants to know how to pick them up. Use a doodad and show him! ALL: Get a gizmo! Use it with a parachute, it's much more safe Beware steel-belted trousers because they'll chafe Anything you'd ever use borders on unsafe And so you choose very carefully everything you use Use it with a spring it always adds some spice Throw in wires, throw in gears, roll the dice Use it with another gadget--that's the end Or even worse... How, what, and why Precautions and safety These questions are brought up When you use a gadget Come and get it! Golly, Golly, Golly, get your gizmos here Quickly, quickly, quickly, fasten seat belts here Slowly, surely, really pray your luck holds here You're to need 'em -- Warnings? Heed 'em And the directions, you should go read 'em Golly! GADGET: If it's a gadget, we have it at Gadget's! Bring along your old electronics, too, like phones, lamps, and fans. We'll disassemble them and make perfectly good gadgets out of them! MONTY, CHIP, DALE: Get your gadgets here GADGET: Lots of cool gear at Gadget's, so come on down MONTY, CHIP, DALE: Golly, Golly, Golly GADGET: Gizmos that shoot plungers, nets, rope... MONTY, CHIP, DALE: Golly, Golly, Golly, GADGET: ...Batteries, jell-o... MONTY, CHIP, DALE: Monty, Chip, and Dale GADGET: ...Meat by-products, soap scum MONTY, CHIP, DALE: Golly, Golly, Golly GADGET: Enrich your arsenal with gadgets! MONTY, CHIP, DALE: Golly, Golly, Golly DALE: Besides, they're absolutely free! MONTY, CHIP, DALE: Golly, Golly, Golly GADGET: They need service ALL: Indefinitely New lyrics copyright 1997 Matt Plotecher