Here's a song I, er, uh Gadget would probably sing to Chip when he gets too obsessed with his work... ;) (My
      apologies for it not being that great. I didn't change too many words, because I sort of liked it as is...)

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      "Hey Chipper"
      A parody of "Hey Mickey" by Toni Basil
      Rewritten by Natasha Kashefipour

      Oh Chipper, you're so fine
      you're so fine you blow my mind! Hey Chipper, hey Chipper
      Oh Chipper, you're so fine
      you're so fine you blow my mind! Hey Chipper, hey Chipper
      Oh Chipper, you're so fine
      you're so fine you blow my mind! Hey Chipper, hey Chipper

      Hey Chipper!
      You've been solving crime all night and that's a little long
      You think that's alright, but I think you've got it wrong
      When are you going to call it a night, so you can take us home, Chipper?

      'Cuz when you say you'll quit, it always means you won't
      Mr. Maplewood, you're makin' me mad, baby, please baby don't
      Every night you leave me all alone, Chipper!

      Oh Chipper, what a pity you don't understand
      You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
      Oh Chipper, you're so cute, can't you understand?
      It's 'munks like you Chipper!
      Oh, what you do Chipper, do Chipper!
      Don't break my heart, Chipper!

      Hey Chipper!
      Now when you take me by the paw, everyone's gotta know
      Every time you move I let a little more show
      There's love we have here, so don't say no, Chipper!

      So come on and give it to me any way you can
      Anyway you wanna do it, I'll take you like a man
      Oh please, baby, please, don't leave me in a jam, Chipper!

      Oh Chipper, what a pity you don't understand
      You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
      Oh Chipper, you're so cute, can't you understand?
      It's 'munks like you Chipper!
      Oh, what you do Chipper, do Chipper!
      Don't break my heart, Chipper!

      Oh Chipper, you're so fine
      you're so fine you blow my mind! Hey Chipper, hey Chipper
      Oh Chipper, you're so fine
      you're so fine you blow my mind! Hey Chipper, hey Chipper
      Oh Chipper, you're so fine
      you're so fine you blow my mind! Hey Chipper, hey Chipper

      Oh Chipper, what a pity you don't understand
      You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
      Oh Chipper, you're so cute, can't you understand?
      It's 'munks like you Chipper!
      Oh, what you do Chipper, do Chipper!
      Don't break my heart, Chipper...
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      Natasha