This is a parody of "My Friend" by D.C. Talk. Don't get me wrong,
they're one of my favorite bands. It just popped into
my head to try this. Oh, yeah. I'll need two assistants.

      ::Reaches offscreen and pulls in Chris and Khansas.::

      Dyglo: Meistro! If you please...

      ::The music begins to play.::

      Dyglo:
      I caught a glimpse of the good old days
      Sometimes cable pays
      I switched it over to the Disney
      and then

      Chris:
      I heard that theme song begin to play
      Then I said, "No way!"
      And then my T.V gave off a familiar glow.

      Khan:
      You know, I'm kind of a Ranger fan
      And in all the land
      The one with 'munks is the
      only one to watch.

      CHANNEL
      There's Chip and Dale and Monterey
      Zipper, Foxy, and Gadget, Hey!
      Gollaaaaaay

      CHORUS
      Do you have any tapes that you
      can pawn? (Or rent...)
      My VCR is really
      too far gone... 
      It's messed up aw man (bummer...)
      I wanna feed those chipmunks in
      my lawn, (Chipmunks...)
      A baby deer is called
      a fawn.
      Have you seen Bambaaaaayyyyy...?

      Dyglo:
      A squirrel named Tammy was in one
      It must've been fun
      She has a little bitty sister named Bink

      Khan:
      I don't remember the very day,
      That they went away
      Then I got the internet and my day was made! 
{pronounces it internay for some reason.}

      CHANNEL

      CHORUS

      BRIDGE
      Don't think I don't miss it
      (I think about it every day)
      I still like it anyway
      (Good shows don't go away)
      There's still this little question
      (I need to know) "Why?"

      CHORUS

      Fare thee well
      Click send
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