Get your Rescue Rangers,
 On tape or DVD!
 Lookin' for adventure,
 If it's where I can download free!
 And we gotta go make it happen,
 Take Eisner's neck in a close embrace,
 Fire all of his hacks at once, use...
 Fanfic to replace!
 And like a true Rangers child,
 We were born, born to be riled,
 We can keep them high,
 We'll never - let them die.... 

 Born - to - be - r i l e d !!!! 


 (I feel very ashamed of myself!)
 Heh heh heh heh heh... 

             Karl