? Rescue Ranchers ?
      A Parody of Michael Jacksons’ “Planet Earth”
      Written by FoxyRoxy


      ? Rescue Ranchers ?

      Rescue Ranchers where are you know
      Is someone always keeping you down
      Floating away with no one to trust
      On a Super Nova about too bust
      A shield of metal bound to rust
      Spinning endlessly in a mindless void
      Lost forever on an asteroid

      Cracked and brittle like a cookie crust
      In some video vault collecting dust
      Something tells me this can’t be true
      You are my heroes coragious and true
      Does Disney not care, have they a clue
      What it is I love about you
      In the deepest emotions of my heart
      Tender and soft with hearts of gold
      Alive with spirit hunting my soul

      In my veins I felt your pain
      Being thrown out with know one to claim
      Your videos lost, no merchandise to save
      Your theme song forever plays within my heart
      They’ll never come a time when we shall part

      Rescue Ranchers where are you now
      Is someone always keeping you down
      Floating away with no one to trust
      On a Super Nova about to bust
      A shield of metal bound to rust
      Spinning endlessly in a mindless void
      Lost forever on an asteroid
      Cracked and brittle like a cookie crust
      In some video vault collecting dust
      Something tells me this can’t be true
      You are my heroes coragious and true
      Does Disney not care, have they a clue
      What it is I love about you
      In the deepest emotions of my heart
      Tender and soft with hearts of gold
      Alive with spirit haunting my soul

      Rescue Ranchers, so gentle so true
      With all my heart, I love you

      FoxyRoxy 
******************
And the reviews are in...
******************
A beautiful poem! But er... Ummm... It's Rescue Rangers, not Ranchers - though I'm sure there are a number of
      ranchers out there who'd feel otherwise...
      Thanks for writing it! 

      Karl 
------------------
Very sweet, Foxy. I like it. :) 

      Natasha 
-------------------
It's very beautiful and sensitive. 

      Charity 
-------------------
Great one Foxy! I think Michael Jackson should start asking for tips! I think the last two lines can be thought of
      as some sort of motto for all the Rangerphiles as well. 

      Dale 
-------------------
Most impressive. I've never heard the song, but still...pretty good. 

      Triple-S 
-------------------
It's from a poem, not a song. The song is printed on the liner notes of Dangerous and in the book Dancing the
      Dream. 

      Charity