Sorry for the delay,gang.Was working on the R&R artwork.Whew!:)Can't wait to show it to you!Anyway,on with the parodies!First off,let's finish The Ranger King with this song."I'll just be a great Ranger King".A young Chip brashly daydreams to a less than convinced and far more experienced McDougal about being the greatest of detectives. (Chip) I'm gonna be the finest thing That Justice could prepare (McDougal) Then you ought to get a modicum of training,if you dare (Chip) I'm gonna catch those dirty thieves Wherever they will roam And study observation Like my hero Sureluck Jones! (McDougal) Let's aspire,at least,to learn some things (Chip) Oh,I'll just be a great Ranger King! (McDougal) You got a long way to,mister,if you think- (Chip) Never have clue missed (McDougal:You want to help out?) Never gonna be scared (McDougal:Just stay here) Gonna make 'em look back (McDougal:And in a stakeout) And be thankful I'm here! (McDougal:JUST STEER CLEAR!!!) Thieves who think they've got away (McDougal(sarcastically):Well,their luck has run out) Soon will learn that Crime won't pay! (McDougal) I think it's time to learn a bit About the legal arts (Chip) Detectives don't need help From some old flatfoot,for a start (McDougal) If he's the city's newest savior Then I'm moving out Join the circus Cos' it's anarchy If he flash that badge about! He doesn't know a thing about a thing! (Chip) Oh,I'll just be a great Ranger King! (Instrumental break) Ridin' on a huge crest Workin' on the right side Every single crook risks Gettin' caught in my tide (McDougal) Not yet! (People) If Chip is given to the citizenry It means extinction to the felonies It's true,he's Law Enforcement's Biggest Thing! (Chip) Oh,I'll just be a great Ranger King Oh,I'll just be a great Ranger King Oh,I'll just be a great... Ranger King! And now,since,like me,you believe in getting more bang for the buck.You get three bonus tracks to enjoy!The first is an homage to The World's Most Loveable Bat's most common nightly activity(besides being with Dale!)as told to by those who know firsthand...her prey."Motheater",sung to the tune of "Maneater" She only will hunt at night The winged and hungry type She's chiropteran And the shrewdest of insectivores Sleeping and waiting When the moon is out It's like ringing the dinner gong Not many have fled the scene Her appitite could shame a Marine Her manner is mild But she doesn't care about what species that you are Flying won't matter When she zeroes you in You aint gonna get too far Uh,oh!Here she comes! Watch out,boys!She'll chew you up! Uh,oh!Here she comes! She's a Motheater! My advice,if I were you? Fly at lower altitudes She's deadly,man And she can really rip your wings apart Time doesn't matter She'll be finished with you Before the crack of Dawn Uh,oh!Here she comes! Watch out,boys!She'll chew you up! Uh,oh!Here she comes! She's a Motheater! Uh,oh!Here she comes! Watch out,boys!She'll chew you up! Uh,oh!Here she comes! She's a Motheater! (Instrumental break) Uh,oh!Here she comes! (Here she comes!) Watch out,boys!She'll chew you up! Uh,oh!Here she comes! She's a Motheater! Uh,oh!Here she comes!(She's a Motheater!) (Her hunger is wild!Ohhh!) Uh,oh!Here she comes! She's a Motheater! Uh,oh!Here she comes!(Watch out!) (Listening and waiting) Uh,oh!Here she comes! She's a Motheater! Uh,oh!Here she comes!(She's a Motheater!) (She only comes out at night,ohhh!) Uh,oh!Here she comes! She's a Motheater! (Fade out) The next song is based on the thread,"Hyper Gadget",which can be seen in Kat's,"Tales from the Messageboard",in her web site."Speed of Light",sung to the tune of,"Ray of Light" Guess I'll write this oversight as one more Anomaly.A goof that happens to anyone A living lesson in Trans-rel-a-tiv-ity For once,I'll get my projects done And I'm near the velocity To appear To the rear and in front of me And it's weird Moving at the Speed of Light!Oh,golly! Who'd have figured?It wasn't planned! My mind is fast but now my body's quicker Metabolism's off the scale and a friction tan! Moving at the Speed of Light Moving at the Speed of Light Moving at the Speed of Light I believe That literally,I'm out of sight Been gone for Some ought hours.Seems the minutes here Feels like a passing year Is it a blessing or a curse? Is it a blessing or a curse? Is it a blessing or a curse? It's unreal And it's weird To appear simultaneously Far and near It's a psuedo-tachyonic folly Moving at the Speed of Light! Oh,golly! The last song on the list is a witty little ditty about something the cast of Chip'n'Dale's Rescue Rangers can certainly appreciate,"Cancellation!"and resurrection through fans all over.Here's "Told me,miss me,Disney killed me",sung to the tune of "Hold me,thrill me,kiss me,kill me" The moment you're created The want to throw you out You appeal to all the fans It's just the company who doubts 'Nother media blitz For entertainment-starved kids Was a star Someone will call it business As you fall down on your knees Your reward is just a one-way ticket To Obscurity And you're throwing fits Has it come to this? Was a star I should have seen this coming When the cast memebers sighed (Because) They told me They'd miss me Disney Killed me Executive's decisions' The ruin of us all Reduce the best and brightest To a cartoon cattle call And they take their pick On what's Next Year's List Was a star It's worse than being banned Death by Corporate Hand They told me They'll miss me Disney Killed me (Instrumental break) But there's a Bright Side to this And all the fans agree Surviving semi-underground Beats anonymity! Making Art and 'Fics Facing copyright risks They're the stars!!!(Gotta love the fans!) So,good luck,Steamboat Willie Hope they're keeping ya busy It's risky (Not to)ask Disney But the Fans,they all love me So,long live The Community!!! May the muses smile upon you.:) charles