Two parodies Sunday, 27-Feb-2000 17:10:33 Hello. Dyglo here. Last night, Indy and I got into a parodying mood in an instant message window, and these are what we came up with. They are set to the tunes of "Zip-a-dee-doo-dah" and "A Whole New World". Enjoy! Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, the Ranger way. All: Zip-a-de-do-dah, zip-a de-yay! My oh my what a wonderful day! Chip::sees Gadget coming:: Plenty of sunshine headin' my way..... Monty: Zippa de du-dah, Zippa de- hey! Dale: Mister bluebird's on my shoulder! (and boy does he weigh a ton) Chip: It's the truth! Gadget: It's satis-factual! Nimnul: My oh my what a verminy day! ::The rangers pelt Nimnul with tomatoes and continue singing:: Fat Cat: Plenty of death-traps, heading their way! ::Fat Cat gets flattened with a mallet:: Chip: We don't like bad guys ruining our play! Zipper: ::uncomprehensible buzzing.:: Monty: Zipper is buzzing but he can't seem to say.... Gadget: Oh gosh! Oh golly! Oh Gosh! Oh yeay! Chip: It's a wonderful, crime-fighting, case-solving day! Tammy: Plenty of chasing, Chipper all day! Chip: Yipe! Would all of you get out of my way?! Foxy: Plenty of flapping, coming your way... Dale: [nervous] I think I'd better take a trip to Bombay! ::Tammy chases Chip through HQ:: Monty: Me little pallie's on my shoulder... Dale: It's the truth, it's actual... ::Foxglove and Tammy catch their guys:: Foxglove & Tammy: Everything is satisfactual! Chip n' Dale: Help us, oh Monty! Help us today! Monty: Can't do it pallies, I'm cookin' cheese souffle! Gadget: When in my workshop, (that's where I play) Monty: And she is prone to stay there all day! Dale: Yep, just inventing, inventing away! Gadget: In fan-fics I am angst ridden... ((bluebird verse)) Chip: It's the truth...(I wish it wasn't)...it's actual Dale: It's all a bunch of psycho-babble (uh, what is that?) Monty: Zipper's a good guy, Zipper is brave... Gadget: He's always trying everybody to save... Dale: Chip is so bossy... Chip: Dale is a knave... Gadget: Oh you two-o ought to behave! Zipper (interpreted): Monty's a really big-time cheese lover... Tammy: It's the truth! It's actual! Monty: A round 'o chedder's satisfactual! ::in the background:: Chip: who you calling bossy? You're the one who's lazy! Dale: I'm not a knave! And who you calling lazy? I'm not lazy! ::a fight insues:: Gadget: [annoyed] Well, we could keep on rhyming all day.... Monty: [the same] If the lads would just stop behaving this way... ::Foxy and Tammy drag them apart.:: Foxy: I think it's time for an end, whaddaya say? Chip: Zip a dee doo dah, Rescue Rangers away! Tammy: Wait up Chipper! I'm coming too! ::Tammy chases Chip off the screen:: ::The End, iris out.:: --- And now for the other one. A Whole New Thing ::Sung by Gadget:: I can show you my shop... full of inventions and gizmos. Tell me lug-nut, now when did you last get some oil inside? Get machine oil! Take a sip before applying! No one to tell me no! So down it goes! And say you're fin'ly loose'ning... I can open a jug, of Penzoil or Mobil one! Unscrew, remove, and set down, the cap to what I choose. A whole new thing! A new fantastic gizmo made! But when I invent in here, it's crystal clear... That now I've made a whole new thing to view! Unbelievable parts! I've always got some left over! Sprockets, springs, and wingnuts, all left out somewhere. A whole new thing! Don't you dare come apart... A hundred thousand prototypes! Hold that thought! Stay together! I'll get that camshaft there, I need a spare... It won't go back the way it used to be. Every test a surprise.... With new creations to look through! Every blueprint gets better! I'll make them anywhere! There's ideas to share! Let me show this whole new thing to you... A whole new thing... That's what I bring... A built-in phone... a designer comb... It works, you'll see... Hmm... How'd we get spare parts? Well, here they are. I drink oil like it's lemonade! Sprockets, springs and lockwashers in a long, endless supply... Composed by Dyglo and Indy