An insane parody by an insane mind...

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      "Rescue Rangers"
      A parody of "Ghostbusters" by Ray Parker Jr.
      Rewritten by Natasha Kashefipour

      [Freaky intro and opening music here]

      Rescue Rangers!

      If a mad scientist
      Is brewin' evil in the city
      Who ya gonna call?
      Rescue Rangers!

      If the cat food disappears
      You can bet it's that kitty
      Who ya gonna call?
      Rescue Rangers!

      [Music here]

      I ain't afraid of no Fat Cat...
      I ain't afraid of no Nimnul...

      If you're seeing double
      You can bet it's Lawhi-nay
      Who can ya call?
      Rescue Rangers!

      A French criminal
      It's probably Deserée
      Ow! Who ya gonna call?
      Rescue Rangers!

      [Music here]

      I ain't afraid of no Klordane...
      I ain't afraid of no Bubbles...

      Who ya gonna call?
      Rescue Rangers!

      Those two goons
      Kirby and Muldoon
      They're a joke
      Rescue Rangers!

      [Music here]

      I ain't afraid of no Ditz...
      Ooh, I hear it likes to morph
      I ain't afraid of no Ratso Ratski Watski
      Yeah yeah yeah yeah!

      Who ya gonna call?
      Rescue Rangers!
      You have problems
      Brother,
      Bad problems
      Baby,
      You better call the...
      Rescue Rangers!
      Ow!

      [Music here]

      Lemme tell ya something
      Crime solving makes me feel good!

      [Music here]

      I ain't afraid of no criminal...
      I ain't afraid of no lunatic...

      Don't be caught alone, oh no
      Rescue Rangers!
      When the criminals bust down your door
      Don't just walk some more
      I think you better call the...
      Rescue Rangers!
      Ow!

      Who ya gonna call?
      Rescue Rangers!
      I think you better call
      Rescue Rangers!
      I SAID, who ya gonna call?
      Rescue Rangers!
      I can't hear you, dangit!!! Who ya gonna call???
      Rescue Rangers!
      I said LOUDER!
      Rescue Rangers!
      Okay, got the point now?
      Rescue Rangers!

      [Fade]
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      Feedback is appriciated! :) 

      Natasha