Things had been quiet
at Collinwood for several months. No ghosts, no
supernatural events, no attacks during the full
moon, no beasts without a soul, not even a
spirited poltergeist to stir things up a bit. In
fact, things had been downright boring, and Julia
Hoffman decided to do something about it. She was
going to liven things up a little. She requested
that Roger, Barnabas, Quentin, Carolyn and
Elizabeth meet her in the study at Collinwood at
precisely eight o'clock on Friday evening.
Elizabeth, who had a previous engagement, had to
decline, but each of the others accepted. On
Friday evening, they all arrived at the study
door within moments of one another. Roger looked
at the others, a frown coming to his face.
"What on earth could Julia possibly want
with each of us," he wanted to know.
"Could this be some kind of support group
for the terminally bored?" Roger ventured.
Quentin shook his head, restraining himself
from answering as he would like. They were all
there to have a good time - he hoped - and it
wouldn't do to start a spat with his terminally
boring cousin, Roger. Instead Quentin reached for
the door knob and gave it an easy turn. "We
shall never know it we don't go in, Roger."
Collins harumphed in response and entered the
study first. The others followed and stared at
the scene before them. Julia Hoffman sat in a
chair on the far side of a green felt covered
card table, deftly shuffling a new deck of cards.
She smiled when she saw her guests had arrived.
"I'm glad you could all come. Would anyone
care to play a little poker?"
Quentin's gaze lit up as he cast his gaze
first on Carolyn, then on Julia. He smiled
wolfishly and asked, "Would that be strip
poker, my dear Julia?"
Hoffman met his gaze levelly and continued to
shuffle the cards, giving Quentin a glimpse of
one of the best 'poker faces' he would ever
encounter. She would like to nothing better than
to see Roger, or Barnabas especially, stripped
down to nothing but their dignity. However Julia
knew better than to press her luck this early in
the evening.
"I think we should play for more...
conventional stakes this time, Quentin,"
Julia replied.
Barnabas gave a silent sigh of relief and sent
Julia a slightly embarrassed look. She smiled and
glanced down. It was nice to know he'd been
contemplating seeing her the same way she'd been
thinking about seeing him. It was not something
she would soon forget. Barnabas took a seat next
to Roger and across from Julia. The elder Collins
wasn't sure he'd be able to control his libido if
he saw Julia in anything less than the
unflattering suits she usually wore. Carolyn too
seemed less tense. It was probably the idea of
seeing her uncle in his altogether that had made
her begin to inch back toward the door.
Quentin sat on the other side of Barnabas, and
Carolyn took the seat between him and Julia. They
decided on the limit of the bets and what the
ante would be, then got down to some serious card
playing.
Barnabas, perhaps the least experienced poker
player of the five, caught on quickly and won
several hands in a row. Quentin, who had spent
some time on the gambling boats that plied the
Mississippi River, quickly realized that Julia
Hoffman, who had learned to play poker in medical
school from a very competitive group, watched his
every move, and knew when he was even thinking
about cheating. When she slyly dealt him nothing
but garbage for three hands, he subtly nodded to
her, acknowledging that her skill was equal to or
perhaps a little better than his own. After that
Quentin played every hand straight, and promised
himself then and there he would never again play
cards with a shrink. They knew way too much about
body language.
Carolyn was an adept player, having learned
from Buzz Hackett and his gang. She was much more
astute than Roger, who fancied himself better
than he actually was. Quentin speculated Roger
would be ripe for the picking had they actually
been on a river boat and not under Hoffman's
watchful eye.
Elizabeth's meeting ended earlier than she
anticipated, so upon her return to Collinwood,
she made her way down the hall to the study,
hoping Julia's little gathering had not yet
broken up. She paused in the open doorway to the
study, more astonished by what she heard than by
what she saw.
The card players were intent on their current
hand, and it had been a very interesting one if
the pile of chips in the middle of the table was
any indication. Carolyn and Roger had already
folded, and the bet was now up to Barnabas. He
studied Quentin, then Julia carefully,
considering the private bet he had made with her
during one of the lulls in the game. He glanced
down at his cards, and reached for his stack of
chips.
"Very well, Quentin," Barnabas
stated, "I will see your three werewolves
and raise you an evil being of darkness."
The younger Collins smiled and looked to Julia
Hoffman, who did not bother to look down at her
hand. She knew what she had and was reasonably
sure of what she was going to get. She glanced at
Barnabas, then reached for her chips and added a
nice stack to the pot. "I see your raise,
Barnabas, and raise... a headless man and two
artificially created beings," Julia stated
in a tone that would have melted a glacier. The
smile she gave him let Barnabas know he wouldn't
be getting much sleep that night, after they had
their own private game of strip poker.
Barnabas drew back, his voice filled with
frustration and anticipation. Even though it
wasn't his turn, he did not hesitate to make his
next play. "Fold," he stated in no
uncertain terms.
Quentin smiled. He studied Julia carefully,
fascinated by her skill, determination and
control. Slowly he nodded, carefully counting out
his chips. "I see your bet, and raise you
four ghosts," he countered.
Hoffman smiled and added more of her poker
chips to the pile. "Call," she said
simply.
Quentin met Julia's gaze then laid his hand on
the table. "Four of a kind - all Charles
Delaware Tate portraits," he chuckled as the
others nodded and gasped, glad they folded when
they had.
Julia bit her lower lip as she met Quentin's
gaze. He smiled more widely, and reached to rake
in the pot, when Julia's smile widened and she
reached out to stop his hands. "You may want
to wait a moment before you do that
Quentin," Julia cooed.
"Why?" he asked cautiously.
Julia just smiled and placed her cards face up
on the table. "I have a full house, vampires
over gypsies."
Collins groaned while his relatives chuckled
in appreciation. Julia pulled the chips toward
her, meeting Barnabas' gaze across the table. She
gave him a quick smile that was so sultry it made
a hot summer's evening seem like the dead of
winter. Barnabas felt his temperature rise, and
was glad he was sitting down, for that wasn't the
only thing that had suddenly gone up.
Behind them Elizabeth shook her head in
dismay, turned and headed back toward the drawing
room. "Can't they do anything in this house
without bringing the supernatural into it?"
she asked herself aloud.
Magda
June 4, 1999
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