THE STUFF YOU MAY HAVE MISSED COMPILED BY: Matt Skies (TSYP owner) *********************************************************************************** SIMPSONS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE 1. The Springfield Elemenatry School Christmas show recieves 3 1/2 stars in a recent review advertised in front of the building 2. Lisa requests a pony six times on her Christmas wish list 3. Marge pulls her car into parking area "ZZ" at the Springfield Mall 4. One tattoo in the Happy Sailor Tattoo parlor features a knife piercing a heart. 5. Next door to the tattoo parlor is Dr. Zitsofsky Dermatology Clinic. A sign in the window reads, "Tattoos removed by laser." 6. Dogs in the race against Santa's Little Helper: Quadruped, Whirlwind, Fido, Dog O' War, Chew my shoe. BART THE GENIUS 1. Maggie spells out EMCSQU (or E=MC2) on her building blocks 2. Principal Skinner devotes an entire file drawer to Bart Simpson 3. Marcia Wallace's name is misspelled "Masha" in the closing credits 4. Books on the shelf in Bart's new advanced school classroom include Crime & Punishment, Babylonian Myths, Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, Plato, Dante's Inferno, and The Illiad 5. The Simpson family attends the opera "Carmen," advertised as "Tonight Only in Russian." 6. On the opera poster, the conductor is identified as Boris Csuposki, play on the name of the producer and supervising animation director Gabor Csupo 7. After he is dubbed a genius, Bart's Principal Skinner graffiti likeness and word balloon is framed and labeled as a work of art entitled "The Principal" by Bart Simpson 8. There is a picture of Bart ont he wall opposite one of Albert Einstein in Dr. Pryor's office. HOMER'S ODYSSEY 1. Springfield Shopper headlines: "Simpson Says Safe!," "Dozens Cheer Homer Simpson," "Homer Simpson Strikes Again!," "Watch Out, Here Comes Homer," and "Enough Already, Homer Simpson!" 2. A three-eyed fish swims near the nuclear plant in a pond. 3. A sign at the plant reads, "Our Safety Record: [7] Days Since Last Accident." 4. Bart's report card includes an F in Social Studies, an F in Math, and a D in Physical Education. 5. Homer pens his suicide note on "Dumb Things I Gotta Do Today" stationaery THERE'S NO DISGRACE LIKE HOME 1. Red, purple, green, blue: The colors of Jell-o molds Marge makes for the picnic. 2. A sign outside Burns manor reads, "Poachers will be shot." 3. Smithers wears his plant I.D. even at the picnic. 4. Dr. Monroe keeps his aggression therapy mallets in a gun cabinet. BART THE GENERAL 1. Lisa calls her teacher "Mrs. Hoover" instead of "Miss Hoover." 2. During their first "fight," Nelson hits Bart twelve times in the face before he knocks Bart out. 3. In Herman's model of the town, he misspells the "Kwik-E-Mart" as "Quick-E-Mart." 4. There are African shields and spears in Herman's antique shop. MOANING LISA 1. Lisa brushes her teeth with Glum Toothpaste. 2. Homer eats a bag of Pork Rinds Light. 3. At the Noise Land Video Arcade the games include Eat My Shorts, PAC=RAT II, Itchy vs. Scratchy, Escape from Grandma's House, and Robert Goulet Destroyer 4. Among the produce that flies across the room during a school cafeteria food fight is an enitre watermelon 5. There are trophies in a Simpson family living-room trophy case. 6. There is a picture of an erupting volcano on the wall of the Simpson front room. 7. Wendel plays clarinet in the Springfield Elementary orchestra THE CALL OF THE SIMPSONS 1. The Ultimate Behemoth RV: two-stories high with a fireplace, a full kitchen, four deep fryers--"one for each part of the chicken," a big-screen television set, and its own satellite, the Vanstar 1, orbiting the planet. 2. Signs at Bobs RV-Roundup (Formerly RVs R Us): "We give credit to everyone"; "Bad Credit. Good!"; "Bankruptcy Schmankruptcy." 3. Signs advertising the Bigfoot cottage industry include, "Half-Man, Half-Ape Burgers" and "Get Your Photo Taken with Bigfoot." THE TELLTALE HEAD 1. Marge pulls a Radioactive Man comic book from inside Bart's jacket before leaving the house for church 2. Homer has an 8-track tape deck in his car 3. A member of the angry mob carries a sign with the likeness of Jebediah Springfield's head and the words, "Have You Seen Me?" 4. The football announcer on Homer's car radio sasy, "This could be the most remarkable comeback since Lasarus rose from the dead." 5. Announcer: "Wolodarsky takes it at the 5... oh my, he fumbles," reference to show writer-producer Wallace Wolodarsky. 6. A sign inside church where Rev. Lovejoy has just given a sermon on the evils of gambling reads, "Bing--Tuesday Night. Monte Carlo Night--Wednesday. Reno Retreat Saturday." 7. The movie Marquee reads, "Space Mutants IV: The Trilogy Continues." 8. Among the items Jimbo, Dolph, and Kearny steal from the Kwik-E-Mart is a copy of Playdude magazine. 9. Kearney stands on the lawn and leans on a sign that reads "Kepp off the Grass." 10. Sideshow Bob's hair evolves from a huge red afro. LIFE ON THE FAST LANE 1. At Springfield Mall, Homer parks his car in a spot that warns "Do Not Park Here" and "No Parking." 2. The stores Homer passes in the mall include: International House of Answering Machines, The Jerky Hut (conducting a "Sausage Sale!"), The Ear Piecery, Girdles 'N Such, Fancy Lingerie, and The Caramel Corn Wharehouse. 3. Sign at The Singing Sirlion restaurant: "Home of Ballads and Salads." The logo is a steak singing with a microphone a la a young Frank Sinatra. 4. During a moment when Marge and Jacques are outisde, the moon behind them has three holes, like a bowling ball. 5. The nuclear radiation gauge moves from "Okay" to "Danger" as Homer carries Marge out of the plant. HOMER'S NIGHT OUT 1. Marge uses an electric razor to shave her armpits. 2. At the Rusty Barnacle restaurant, Maggie sucks on a piece of fish instead of her pacifier. 3. When she makes her initial appearance, Princess Kashmir dances out of the dishroom. 4. The price on the copying machine reads "5 cents" at the front and "10 cents" at the coin slot. 5. There is a stuffed polar bear in Mr. Burns's office. 6. A framed copy of the picture of Homer dancing with Princess Kashmir is displayed behind Apu in the Kwik-E-Mart. 7. Barney's cluttered apartment has a cable spool table and a peeling Farrah Fawcett poster on the wall. 8. Girlie joints featured in this episode include: Glorence of Arabia, Girlesque, Foxy Boxing, Mud City, and the Sapphire Lounge. THE CREPES OF WRATH 1. Springfield International Airport offers direct flights from Tirana, Albania, and Paris as announced over a PA. 2. Adil's picture hangs on the wall above Marge's and Homer's bed. 3. Bart's lower extremities become semi-permanently stained from squishing grapes. KRUSTY GETS BUSTED 1. Sign on Kwik-E-Mart microwave: "People with pacemakers should stay away from this thing." 2. The Krusty/Elvis connection: Krusty got his start in Tupelo, Mississippi, too. 3. The cover of Timely Magazine: "Krusty-Krook of the Year." SOME ENCHANTED EVENING 1. Screener cards at Dr. Monroe's radio show say: "Line 1: Marge, 34, Another Unappreaciated Housewife" and "Line 2: Paul Hsi, 41, Nail Biter (not his own)." 2. Bart has a Krusty the Clown Lunchbox. 3. Lisa has a Happy Little Elves Lunchbox. 4. Bart and Lisa watch "The Happy Little Elves Meet the Curious Bear Cub" videos, rated "GGG." 5. Number of times Maggie falls down in this episode: 19. 6. Babysitter Bandit call-in line: "Vigilant Viewer Hotline: 1-800-U-Squeal." 7. There is a picture of a Space Mutant (from the Space Mutants' film series) on the wall beside the pay phone Bart and Lisa use in the Babysitter Bandit Capture. 8. The painting on the Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babbysitting Service wall features a dog barking at a burning house. 9. Homer's clean-shaven look lasts exactly 7 seconds. Then his shadow returns. 10. Nuclear Power Plant signs: Warning-Radioactive Area, No Smoking, No Eating, No Foolish Horseplay, 7 Days Since Last Accident, In Case of Meltdown, Break Glass (glass is already broken). BART GETS AN F 1. Milhouse sits in the front seat of the bus. 2. There is a poster in the nurse's office that reads: "Give a hoot...Brush." 3. Bart wears a purple shirt in this episode instead of the usual orange one. 4. The falg outside Springfield Elementary remains still in the wind. 5. RV Salesman Bob and Jacques the bowling instructor join the rest of Springfield in singing "Winter Wonderland." 6. Two kids build an ice sculpture of Jebedia Springfield standing between two bears. 7. Dr. Pryor, Principal Skinner, Mrs. Krabappel, Moe and a red-haired lady play a game of hockey. 8. Ben Franklin's new sled has "Don't sled on me" written on it. SIMPSON AND DELILAH 1. Name of hair restoration product Dimozinil bears more than a coincidental similarity to real-life hair product Minoxidil TM. 2. The contents of Homer's medicine cabinet: "Hair Master," "Gorilla Man," "Hair Chow," "Bald Buster," "NU GRO," "U Wanna B Hair-E," baby powder. 3. A sign inside the "Royal Majesty of the Obese or Gangly Gentleman" shop reads: "You Rip It, You Buy It." 4. On his insurance form, Homer accidentally checks off "Female" before partially erasing it and filling in "Male." 5. Homer reads Playdude magazine in Hake's Unisex Hair Palace.