HOMER'S LIST OF THINGS TO DO BEFORE DYING:
(Pringted on "Dumb Things I Gotta Do Today" notepaper")
Compiled by: Matt Skies

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1. Make list (which is crossed out)
2. Eat a hearty breakfast
3. Make videotape for Maggie
4. Have man-to-man with Bart
5. Listen to Lisa play her sax
6. Make funeral arrangement
7. Make peace with Dad
8. Beer with the boys at the bar
9. Tell off the boss
10. Go hange gliding
11. Plant a tree
12. A final dinner with my beloved family
13. Be intamit [sic] with Marge