What pisses you off? Mail me and maybe I'll put it up!
Welcome. This page is exactly what it says it is: A place to bitch. And if you don't like it, well, you can just kiss my pretty little ass.
*All entries not listed with a name are mine
"I am not a bitch. I am the bitch."
Stuff that sucks
Thong Bathing Suits
I spend most of my time trying to keep that part out of there. Why the frig would I want to encourage it?
The Spice Girls
Yeah, a real bunch of feminists. I know I'd like to stand up for sisterhood everywhere by shaking my boobs and my butt in front of camera, prance around like a show pony in heat and scream "Girl Power!" Uh huh.
Stupid People
Some people should not be allowed to breed. Case in point: a woman is suing the makers of a contraceptive jelly because she spread it on toast, ate it, and then got pregnant anyways. Her reasoning was that is was two aisles away from the food, and that "The directions say to use with a condom. I know that now. But who has time to sit around and read directions when you're sexually arroused?" But you have time to make toast? And the really scary thing: this woman is pregnant.
Cybersex
Some people have waaaaaaaay too much time on their hands.
The Death Penalty
It's not a deterent, and it doesn't work. Why not use it on the people who really deserve it, like most of the people on this list?
Boobwatch-Ooops! My bad, I mean Baywatch
If I want to kill my brain cells (what few remain that is) I'll do it by watching something that has actual entertainment value, like Beavis and Butthead.
Star Trek
Star Trek is just pure evil. It must be stopped.
Political Correctness
Okay, I'm all for showing people respect, and stuff, but come on! This is like getting totally out of hand, with all these special names and everything. The worst part is that most of it's totally faux. The people who are so obnoxious about using these P.C. terms are usually the ones who end up stabbing you in the back, anyways.
People who insist on talking about their sex lives
It's like, Who are you trying to impress? In my opinion, those that brag the most, do it the least. It's like, I DON'T NEED TO KNOW!!!
Howard Stern
It's not what he says that bothers me, (I watch Beavis and Butthead religiously, and have an uncle who makes Howard look like a priest)it's his ego. Get this through your head, Howie: Shock value is funny at first, but it gets old fast. You're not the most important person in everyone's life. You're getting old. Try something new. I really don't give a kangaroo's ass what the hell your sex life is like (see above.). Get over yourself. You aren't the King of All Media. You're just some dork with a big mouth who won't shut up. Thank you, drive through.
Kathie Lee Gifford
Oh, I'm sooooo happy! My kids are great! My husband's great! Wee! Excuse me while I blow chunks. I don't want to know if your husband's a sex machine. Frankly, I can live without that little tidbit of information. So just shut up 'cuz you make me want to vomit.
People who don't help bag their grocceries.
I worked in a groccery store for 3 years, and it seems like a lot of people think us cashiers are just servants at their beck and call. I hate people who stand there and bitch about how I'm not bagging their grocceries right. Why don't you just get up off your fat lazy ass and bag them yourself? Just because there are baggers there does not mean you are not allowed to help! It's like Heaven forbid you do something nice!
PDA's submitted by Gracie, AKA Clarissa
Okay, what pisses me off? Public Display of Affection. PDA! I hate it. I guess it's the same as people bragging about their sex lives. When I was in high school, I got so grossed out about people making out on campus. There is a time and place for that and school is not the place. A friend of mine and me almost made keys out of paper with numbers on them to give to couples as a hint. Hey, get a room! Anyways, that's about the only thing that really bugs me. I'm not sure if this is enough to post on your board, but if you want, I have an article about it and can make a good justification about it. Alrighty, enough big words...
Ad Pop-ups
Geocities, Tripod, and Angelfire all have this. What the hell? I put the geoguide thingie on my page, but the ad still pops up! I mean, so many people use Geocities, so they obviously know how to find it. And those ads for Pringles/Phone Companies/Shoes/Websites are just annoying. Enough already!
Customers
A wise man named Beavis once said, "Customers suck." They are so rude. I work in retail and you wouldn't believe the way these people treat us, as if we were their personal slaves. Not to mention the way they leave the store. You wouldn't leave garbage lying around your own house, so why do it somewhere else?
Kenneth Starr, and this whole Clinton/Lewinsky thing
Okay. Remember how I hate it when people discuss their sex lives? Well, I hate it even more when people discuss the president's sex life. Do I care? No. Does anyone else? No. If we spent as much time trying to fix our national deficit as we do on the whole Lewinsky thing, the whole debt would probably be paid off by now.
People who don't bathe
When I worked in the grocery store, there was this old lady who used to come in all the time. She was nice, I guess, but she smelled so bad I had to spray Lysol or Glade around my counter after she left. People, there is no excuse for not bathing. Soap and water aren't that expensive, dammit. Nobody is going to melt when they come into contact with water, like the Wicked Witch of the West. And, after reading this, and you still won't take a bath, well, please. Stay inside your house. Lock all doors and windows. Don't stink up the rest of the world.
Perfume samples in magazines
When I was little, I used to love to collect these things. But as I got older, they made me sick. Some people, like my dad, are allergic to these things. I get a headache from them. Listen up, Calvin. I don't want these little smelly cards in my house. You can't read a magazine anymore without getting dizzy and passing out from the fumes. And if they have to have them, why not just one at a time?
Public Bathrooms
People don't leave toilet paper on the floor at home. They don't not flush the toilet. They don't stuff the toilet and/or sink with paper. They don't piss all over the seat. So why do they do it in a public bathroom?
Jerry Springer
Okay, I know that I'm in the minority here. I know all college students are supposed to love Jerry Springer. I don't. His show is so trashy and pathetic I feel like I need a bath after watching it for five minutes. It's so mind-numbingly stupid. These people belong in a circus, not on tv. Most of them are probably liars anyways. Hey Jerry, here's a topic for you: Talk Show Hosts: Intelligent Psychotherapists ahead of their time, or brain dead, attention-whores? You make the call.
Marilyn Manson (and all other so-called goths)
People, Manson is a phoney. You just know he probably goes home from concerts, wipes off the make-up, changes clothes, and then takes his little blue-haired grandma to church. Get over it. Dying is not kewl. Depression is not kewl. I know people who have died, and I know people who have been depressed. It's not fun, so stop pretending it is, or maybe one of us will have to kill you. What are you whiney little dorks going to do when something really bad happens?
Chain Letters
Hello! Did it ever occur to you people when you send these stupid things out that some people do not have internet at home, or even if they do, they still cannot check their mail everyday? Did it ever occur to you that these things clog up internet traffic so bad it takes me three hours to slag through my e-mail? Did it ever occur to you to get a life? No, probably not. You aren't that intelligent. I can tell by reading these letters.
The Return of Teeny-bopper groups
I'm not even going to touch Hanson. They're still young, and two of them haven't even started puberty, so we won't bother them. I'm talking about crap like NSYNC, the Backstreet Boys, etc. What's up with that? I thought this kind of sucky crap went out with New Kids on the Block, and Tiffany, and all those other sucky groups. Why did they have to bring it back? Get this through your head: you have no talent. And as for your fans: go ahead and flame me with your ill-spelled, poor grammatically structured, pathetic psycho hate mail. I could use a good laugh as much as most of you could use an English lesson.
The WB
This is the suckiest bunch of programs I've ever had the misfortune to watch on TV. With the exception of a few, these shows are just the leftover rejects from the other networks. Like Clueless, Moesha, Sister Sister, The Jamie Fox Show, Xena, Warrior Princess, Dawson's Creek, and all those other crappy teen shows. Thank god Fox still has the Simpsons and King of the Hill. These shows make me want to pull an Elvis and shoot my television set.
The Following expressions:
"Da bomb", "dis", "phat", "dope", "[insert your word here]-challenged", "buzzword". The kind of words people use to sound like they're kewl but they're not. They just sound stupid.
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